Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

Dear Rami Malek (A/A- list mostly movie actor who got his fame in television before landing a movie role which got him an Oscar nomination/win) (“Mr. Robot” and “Bohemian Rhapsody”),

Several months ago you were busted with cocaine all over your shirt.

I’m sure you vowed to never let it happen again, and your people said please do, because the dandruff/salt shaker stories we had to use were lame.

Well, it looks like they have their work cut out for them again because you are the messiest coke user of all time and insist on wearing black shirts while doing it.

You should send them a nice gift for the holidays and not do coke in public places until you get better.

Love & Bacon,

Enty


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