What former A+ list tweener got hammered this weekend and kept standing up in the middle of a club shouting that he was away from his girlfriend over the weekend and was looking for one or two people to take her place for a few hours. He went crazy with a personal wet t-shirt contest that he made potential sex partners do the “I need to see if they are real by touching them,” test. He went back to his beach house with two women that night. His girlfriend is crazy about him too. There were such high hopes for him when he was younger.