The wife takes a sip of the just opened champagne and says it is flat.

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

This past weekend, this cranky foreign born permanent A list singer solo and in a group performed at an event.

The promoters sent over a couple of bottles of very expensive champagne to his wife and guests.

The wife takes a sip of the just opened champagne and says it is flat.

She then does the same with the second bottle of newly opened champagne and then empties them both out in the champagne buckets.

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