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August 6, 2020

Revisionist history

A lot of revisionist history from the A/A- list mostly movie actress who has about a dozen installments of a franchise being filmed right now. She was chastised back in the day for accepting a role and took it anyway and said she was entitled. I guess the fact she had to darken her skin for the movie made her regret it?
May 17, 2019

Another member of The Club is about to be inducted.

Another member of The Club is about to be inducted. Always actresses, this A- list actress has a huge franchise that is about to be kickstarted again and will be in the face of everyone for the next five to six years. Once she starts doing press for the new movie, she will be required to fulfill the duties of membership. She also has another franchise but nothing like the one going to be everywhere again.
December 26, 2017

4 blinds in a row

This A- list mostly movie actress who will be busy the next decade or two filming some installments to a franchise had an opportunity to involve her husband in an ad campaign. This former Disney actress turned future porn star had to go buy her own drugs this week. This almost television show had a grand plan to replace every person on the show every couple of years. This foreign born A- list dual threat actress who is openly gay hooked up with a woman not her girlfriend in a restroom at an event within the past two days.
May 8, 2017

She thinks she looks fat and can go days on end with not eating.

Three franchises at once for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She is doing press for her only superhero one. She is also back to her not eating anything. She used to do this a couple of years ago and then stopped. It is now worse than ever. She thinks she looks fat and can go days on end with not eating.
April 18, 2017

Her husband is cheating on her

While this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress with at least three franchises filming is on the road promoting her latest movie, her husband is cheating on her.
January 11, 2017

She said this like it was a cool life hack or something.

This A-/B+ list multiple franchise mostly movie actress said she took a three day break from her kids prior to the awards. She knew the family member watching the kids would object to doing so for that long so told the family member she would be back in a couple hours after having a meeting.
July 4, 2014

She is going to be in for a shock because he has lots of video of her…

When this former and future A list mostly movie actress, who is a solid B lister until her franchise starts shooting again announces her split from her fairly new husband she is going to be in for a shock because he has lots of video of her drunk and screaming and hitting and threatening him which he is going to use to get a huge settlement.
April 28, 2014

She is recently married and a mess

This A- list mostly movie actress should probably be B+. She is recently married and a mess. She had a meeting the other morning but stayed out the entire night before drinking with her ex-boyfriend. No, not the A+ lister, but the one before that. They were all over each other at a club the entire night.
December 31, 2013

There are some problems in paradise

This A list mostly movie actress who really needs her franchise to start filming again to keep her A list status got hammered during a shopping trip with her husband. She would call the bar and tell them she was on her way up and to have two drinks ready. She would go up and slam them down before joining her husband after her trip to the "bathroom." She did this three times in about 90 minutes. On the same trip in a different store she was heard crying in a bathroom. There are some problems in paradise.
November 17, 2013

She was tested for a very very serious STD

This B+ list mostly movie actress who is higher on the list than she probably deserves was tested for a very very serious STD this week because her husband never bothered to tell her about it before they got married. Since their marriage they have been having unprotected sex and she finally got around to asking him about all the meds he takes every day.