Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor.

Right now, the unwritten rule is you have to be an Academy Award winner/nominee to join the club. That box can be checked. Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor. An exception is being made to that because it is so close. Plus, the club likes high profile members and you get several with this family.

Apparently it is her third or fourth.

This troubled celebrity offspring who has been used and abused since her early teens because of her hands off parents who lived their own lives recently had another abortion. Apparently it is her third or fourth.

A new angle for the parents

I think its pretty funny to see that this A list couple have got their offspring involved in the sharing of stories about the sex life of the offspring's parents. A new angle for the parents who never seem to tire of making sure the world has this perception of them as always having sex 24/7.

Snorting a little heroin, but not in front of her parents

This still way underage C- list celebrity offspring who is probably 3rd or 4th in line in the family when it comes to name recognition has taken her pot use and boozing to new levels. Snorting a little heroin, but not in front of her parents, who even that might be too much for.

The minor spent the night sneak cuddling with her girlfriend

This still in the closet female teen B- list celebrity/singer/actress was spotted with her girlfriend at a party over the weekend. The minor spent the night sneak cuddling with her girlfriend of six months in the darkened confines of a booth. The pair would quickly separate when someone would come to say hello to the celebrity.