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July 3, 2019

Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor.

Right now, the unwritten rule is you have to be an Academy Award winner/nominee to join the club. That box can be checked. Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor. An exception is being made to that because it is so close. Plus, the club likes high profile members and you get several with this family.
January 20, 2019

Apparently it is her third or fourth.

This troubled celebrity offspring who has been used and abused since her early teens because of her hands off parents who lived their own lives recently had another abortion. Apparently it is her third or fourth.
December 23, 2018

2 blinds in a row

Now that this celebrity offspring who is B listish on her own is legal, look for her to finally show off the person she has been dating the past three years. / This foreign born possible body double is spinning a yarn for the press about her new album. It was all written by ghostwriters, even the story she is telling about the origins of the writing.
June 16, 2018

A new angle for the parents

I think its pretty funny to see that this A list couple have got their offspring involved in the sharing of stories about the sex life of the offspring's parents. A new angle for the parents who never seem to tire of making sure the world has this perception of them as always having sex 24/7.
January 14, 2018

Her parents still have not forbidden her from seeing her double her age bodyguard

Even though this still under age celebrity offspring who is probably a B list celebrity on her own, just had an abortion, her parents still have not forbidden her from seeing her double her age bodyguard.
January 20, 2017

Snorting a little heroin, but not in front of her parents

This still way underage C- list celebrity offspring who is probably 3rd or 4th in line in the family when it comes to name recognition has taken her pot use and boozing to new levels. Snorting a little heroin, but not in front of her parents, who even that might be too much for.
November 19, 2013

The minor spent the night sneak cuddling with her girlfriend

This still in the closet female teen B- list celebrity/singer/actress was spotted with her girlfriend at a party over the weekend. The minor spent the night sneak cuddling with her girlfriend of six months in the darkened confines of a booth. The pair would quickly separate when someone would come to say hello to the celebrity.
September 24, 2013

She has come out to everyone except her celebrity parents

This B- list celebrity/actress has come out to everyone except her celebrity parents. Considering how much they hide what's going on in their own lives I don't blame her.