Tom Cruise – Page 6

Maybe she’ll self publish the book, but the amount of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.

What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person was underage.

They hated filming with each other during the original

This former A- list mostly movie actress who had quite the run back in the day before coming out (which caused a huge run of people being quiet about their sexuality) was passed over for a chance at a big sequel because the lead actor wanted to be seen opposite someone young. Plus, they hated filming with each other during the original, so that was never going to happen.

He sent out a cease and desist to the foreign born former tweener

This permanent A list mostly movie actor sent out a cease and desist to the foreign born former A+ list tweener to stop using the actor's name in the singer's PR stunt. Since then, the whole thing has gone away.

It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.

Apparently back in the day, this permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know made his actress wife all of you know have her tubes tied so she could never have any other children. It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.

The happiest drinker you will meet.

The B list actress who really doesn't work but that every single one of you know because of that ill fated marriage was wine buzzed over the weekend which, as I have said before is the best time you can ever run into her. She lets go of that wall she has to always have up and is the best. The happiest drinker you will meet.

Anything to keep the permanent A lister happy.

Sounds like an interesting concept for a religion. This C list celebrity of a permanent A lister can trade in for a new girlfriend whenever he wants courtesy of the religion. Anything to keep the permanent A lister happy.

How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor?

How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor? Put them on a platform so people have to look up to see them all. Nice idea. Throw those platform supports in the shoes and it works pretty well.

At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement.

This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.

They should be ashamed for not asking one relevant question about anything that actual humans want to know.

Proving once again that access trumps actual reporting or asking a question of an actor that would require some discomfort from the actor, this kneepadding tabloid lived up to their nickname in their recent profile of this A+ list mostly movie actor.

I can’t reveal the reason just yet – but I will you tell that it’s far from the norm.

When you’re A list, a box office draw and actually talented, you usually won’t find any issues getting insurance before a movie shoot, even if you are a huge mess. Hell, even several high functioning drug addicts – no shade, James Franco – get insurance without any problem.

I hope some reporter has the balls to ask the questions

The only reporters who will be allowed on this long long long time coming sequel's set will be reporters who will ask zero personal questions of the A+/A list lead actor of the movie. This is why he has filmed outside of the US for so long, because any answer he gives here in the States when asked the same question overseas will put him in a very hard to escape box which leads to more questions.

You look puffy and strange and people notice right away.

Could someone please tell this permanent A list mostly movie actor that when you use botox etc, you look puffy and strange and people notice right away. He thinks they don't because he is surrounded by people who only say how wonderful he is and how it makes him look a decade younger.