He is going to destroy his looks and his career.

The meme actor who sounds foreign born made an appointment with a plastic surgeon to get some botox and fillers. He is going to destroy his looks and his career. People would forgive him being an a-hole because of the looks, but now, they don't have too.

They think he could be huge but needed a little push.

This foreign born B+ list actress who gives off Ana de Armas vibes made a deal. Our actress gets free PR services for a year for a month of pretending to be the girlfriend of a client of the PR firm. They think he could be huge but needed a little push. Rumor is he is sleeping with someone at the firm too.

Our offspring doesn’t like promoting himself and loses.

Despite this celebrity offspring being an Oscar winner/nominee and being thisclose to being a multiple Oscar winner/nominee, he keeps losing out on parts to the mediocre pretentious one who has anger issues and lots of memes. Our offspring hasn't realized that it is because of the memes and the attention the publicists get for the mediocre actor, that he loses roles. Our offspring doesn't like promoting himself and loses.

She didn’t know he was married.

At a non socially distanced fundraising dinner three months ago here in Los Angeles, this B list actress who all gossip followers know on here for various relationships she has with actors, but the checkout line gossip readers probably don't know, has always been up for publicity relationships.

Make it look like real love instead

Make sure you are both facing the camera so we really get a good look at your happiness together. Make it look like real love instead of one of you trying to prove something and the other distracting from a scandal. I will hand it to the A- list actor and B+ list actress, they really make the effort to sell it.

He was outed by a man he met on social media

The A- list mostly movie actor who is usually in this space for not being very kind to fans or media, is in this space today because he was outed by a man he met on social media who then couldn't keep his mouth quiet about it.

How much he is into his girlfriend

This closeted "it" actor has seen all the latest rumors about his boyfriend so made a point to have paps present and tabloids ready to write about how much he is into his "girlfriend," - the celebrity offspring of an A list mostly movie actor.

He doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

I wonder how the closeted rapper feels about his closeted actor boyfriend ditching the rapper for an actress beard with a name. The actor doesn't care, because he doesn't care about anyone other than himself anyway, which is why no one likes working with him.