If you are a closeted former A+ list athlete turned B+ lister, what better way to cover all those stories that came out a few years ago, then finding a beard. A willing beard. A beard so young, she was just happy to be with the athlete. I wonder if he is telling her they will save sex for marriage.
This former A-list athlete (Tim Tebow) who is known as much for his conservative Christian values as his skills on the playing field is getting married. His engagement raised a few eyebrows as there's been speculation that he's closeted. Some say he chose his foreign-born model bride-to-be (Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters) because her ability to remain self controlled under pressure will make her a good beard.
This B-/C+ list actress used to be higher on the list. Then, several years ago she got into professional bearding. At one point she bearded for a former A+ list tweener who is now married. She has also bearded for athletes and others. Now, she is being asked by this foreign born A+/A list singer to not only beard, but to actually marry him so he can try and shake off all these rumors about himself. That still won't work.
The friends of this one year wonder say her boyfriend has not even tried to kiss her on the lips, other than a peck here and there. This is why he usually doesn't even go the beard route because it is just so obvious.
In an effort to propel him higher in the ranks and give him a shot at the top level, this closeted A list name recognition athlete got the media to show off his new beard. For her part, I don't think the beard has any idea she is a beard or what is going on. Would love a reporter to ask her questions about the relationship. I bet she says they are just friends.
This former A+ list athlete turned mostly professional bust started off a new career as a bust. Then, someone gave him a little something and now he is a big success and the fix is in when it comes to his success. The powers that be want him to succeed so turn their head to what they know is the secret.
Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know is getting bombarded by calls from several women who say that the A+ list actor ex of the actress owes them money for sexual services and promises. / This A- list reality star is taking a 25% cut of the legit work he gets his celebrity girlfriend and 100% of the non legit work that she thinks he is not getting paid but is getting paid a ton. / At a pre Super Bowl party, this OITNB actress offered to orally service this closeted former A+ list athlete (that high on the list is because of name recognition).
This one year wonder who was a professional beard back in the day is being cheated on by her A- list athlete boyfriend.
Could we just fast forward this former Disney actress turned beard for hire to when she dates that closeted former football player turned other athlete. Just move her right up the ladder to him. Instead, she keeps taking this intermediary stops with other athletes or celebrities like the athlete now.
This former A+ list football player (name recognition wise) who has thankfully stopped playing football is closeted. His fans wouldn’t think so but you and I know he is. He is trying to convince this Olympian to hook him up with a barely legal teammate because he thinks it will make him look like a ladies man. It will make him look super creepy.