16 04, 2021

An empty, unlabeled pill bottle was found in the backseat

An empty, unlabeled pill bottle was found in the backseat of the permanent A+ list athlete's car. He wasn't tested for drugs. But they want us to believe nobody was paid off. The car our athlete was driving entered a steep downhill stretch of road, and then gained speed. But they want us to believe he didn't pass out at the wheel, just at the moment he would have tapped the brake, at the beginning of the downhill descent.

12 04, 2021

You don’t get to go on a talk show and not talk about them.

The professional mistress who is trying to land a reality show and a rich husband, got on a talk show. It is what she wanted. Why did she get on the talk show? Why is she famous? For the athlete and the actor she had affairs with. You don't get to go on a talk show and not talk about them. You don't get to complain about it when that is the reason you are there.

6 04, 2021

Did the doctor actually meet with the patient?

He had a prescription. Was it a real doctor? Yes, in the sense they can prescribe medicine. Did the doctor actually meet with the patient? Nope. The lawyers for this permanent A+ list athlete are taking great pains to remind them of another ongoing athlete case which is ensuring no leakers.

15 03, 2021

Everyone is just $oooo concerned, and Girlfriend will not leave his side for one second.

The world and media is seemingly surprised and “praying” for him. His handlers are scrambling to save what’s left of the last of his reputation (and their bank accounts!) Though they knew the problem would probably show up again, they weren’t ready for this gravy train/ cash cow to end now or in this way. He’s known for having mistresses. But we’ll nickname his ultimate favorites, “Amber” and “Vicky”. No woman can ever compete with them.

10 03, 2021

There is a video to go with his cheating and things will be big.

A year ago, this A- list mostly television actor who has been lucky twice on huge long running television shows got busted cheating on his wife. Unlike when he cheated before with the golfer's mistress, this one didn't get much attention. Now though, there is a video to go with his cheating and things will be big.

20 02, 2021

Our mistress is in consideration to be a Housewife.

Apparently sleeping with as many people as possible has paid off for the celebrity/reality star who is only famous for sleeping with a married A+ lister. Our mistress is in consideration to be a Housewife. If that is the case, she should probably stop yachting with the married guys, before the cameras start rolling.

15 01, 2021

She hopes she can land a show or a higher rate

This former mistress turned celebrity/reality star who slept with a very old guy just to try and be a Housewife is now making money the only way she can without yachting. Going all in on the affair that made her famous in hopes she can land a show or a higher rate.

3 12, 2017

He is so pumped full of HGH and steroids

Speaking of drugs, this former A+ list athlete who is permanently A list is probably glad there is no drug testing for him right now. He is so pumped full of HGH and steroids, not to mention an assortment of opioids, that I am not sure how he is going to play.

21 11, 2017

Another year or so of this and she might control his own empire.

This permanent A list celebrity who for years was an A+ list athlete not only pays his girlfriend to be with him, but she has also started taking a piece of events where he is paid in cash. For a guy still so young, he is out of it most of the time because of pills and booze. Another year or so of this and she might control his own empire.