The Weeknd – Foxella

June 19, 2020

He he was creepy

This A- list singer/bad actress says she split from an A+ singer she was seeing not because they were doing too much coke and not because his ex was always around but because he was creepy and she always felt he wanted to rape her and not just have se-x with her.

April 20, 2020

Some women about to come forward

The A list singer who shortens those two best days of the week has hired, along with his label a crisis management company because of some women who are about to come forward with disturbing tales.

April 6, 2020

He wasn’t going to be able to donate a body part

There is no way on this planet that the A list singer who loves the end of the week the best, was going to be able to donate a body part to this celebrity when his is probably just as damaged from the same type of activity.

February 24, 2020

He mentions an ex and everyone assumed it is one of the sibling offspring

This foreign born A list singer who enjoys the end of the week a lot, mentions an ex and everyone assumed it is one of the sibling offspring. Don't forget the A- list singer/sometime actress who brought the freak flag and the good coke.

July 24, 2019

This foreign born singer who loves the end of the week…

This foreign born singer who loves the end of the week was spotted hooking up with a local po-rn star when he visited a European country.

April 14, 2019

I mean it isn’t shocking of you go back and look at what she was doing before she got famous.

This celebrity offspring with the A list singer boyfriend invited some people over two weeks ago for what any outsider would probably call a Satanic ritual. I mean it isn't shocking of you go back and look at what she was doing before she got famous.

January 18, 2019

They might not even be exclusive.

They might not even be exclusive. Well, she thinks they are, but he might not. Anyway, the singer who loves Saturdays and Sundays recently hooked up with someone who is not the celebrity offspring/model he has been seeing.

October 9, 2018

Yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

Apparently last year when the celebrity offspring was still dating the misspelled best part of the week, she brought in this closeted A- list reality star who had one condition and that was that no part of the guy touch her. None. But, yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

August 24, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This hit network show has decided to go full on for accused rapists who believe there is no such thing as rape if a woman is unconscious. / The high pitched A list singer/all around a-hole made some groupies lift their skirts/take off their pants the other night before telling the ones with any cellulite they were fat and should head home. / This should be still disgraced host/writer had his PR team hire a bot army to defend him and discredit anyone who goes after him to the point of doxxing any opponents.

August 4, 2018

Each said he advanced on them

Two women are expected to come forward in the next week or two about this A/A- list singer. They each share a similar story despite living on opposite ends of the country. They were fans of the high pitched one and he invited them to a private area backstage.

May 26, 2018

Nothing is going to change.

Good luck to this foreign born A list singer and his back on again girlfriend. In the two or three weeks since they previously hooked up, he has been with multiple women which was the reason they split last time. Nothing is going to change.

March 5, 2018

Very interesting.

This permanent A- list actress who gets most of that A from the long running network television show of which she was a part did something I hadn't seen her do in a long time. Coke. She was getting chummy with that foreign born A- list singer who is known around town for having the best stuff. They shared some. Very interesting.

January 12, 2018

Her most recent bad decision was pretending she had a threesome that included a man and this closeted NFL A lister.

You know, I write far too frequently about this B list model/celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities who is not named Hailey Baldwin. Anyway, this B lister hooks up with her foreign born A list singer ex whenever he is in the mood. She also has been passed around by him to others he owes favors to or wants to work with.

December 4, 2017

They will probably record a song together

They will probably record a song together and they might end up hooking up, but this A list singer recently met with this foreign born A list singer because he has the best coke and she loves great coke.

October 25, 2017

He is getting help covering it all up from an A lister

So, that foreign born singer who supposedly has a girlfrnd. Well, it turns out one of the people he is cheating on her with is his ex-girlfrnd. Yeah, and he is getting help covering it all up from an A lister born in the same country.

September 7, 2017

He is still partying. She shouldn’t be around him.

She was warned not to start dating until she got her own act together, but this singer just couldn’t help herself! So, what is she getting out of this relationship? Not much. She gets to not be alone. She doesn’t like to be alone or single, ever.

September 2, 2017

Literally the people she communicated with on a daily basis six months ago are out of her life.

According to his friends, she is at fault. I would ask her friends, but she (A- list singer with A+ list name recognition) has none left. Literally the people she communicated with on a daily basis six months ago are out of her life. If you go back a year, it would have been twice that number and they are all gone too.

August 12, 2017