I’ve told you many times over the past 3 years that this day would come for the celebrity CEO, and I’ve told you many times how our CEO has done everything in his power to forestall and avoid it.
If you are a journalist or public figure and own a car from this company, they have ever bit of information from you, and who your contacts are and who you have been emailing and they are not using it for "consumer purposes."
The books have never been cooked this much. If wasted party conversations are to be believed, there will be restatement coming from this car company AFTER the numbers for the next quarter.
Huh. Who would have think it. Sixteen days before the quarter ends, and the celebrity CEO is all in on crypto again just in time for his company to sell some and show a profit for the car company.
Just as I told you was happening as far back as two years ago, the celebrity CEO had his employees hijack the car cameras and spy on drivers. He especially loves doing it to see celebrities and there are several files of people having s.e.x in their cars.
Even members of Congress know the celebrity CEO would gladly manipulate the data to show that his car company was not at fault in the death of two people this past week. Congress can send all the letters they want, he will do what he wants to do because there are zero repercussions.
The celebrity CEO asked what was the longest battery range of any upcoming models of competitors. He was given the answer and then said their new product would beat that one. By how much he was asked? Three whole miles. Great, it would still be the longest. The thing is though, the tests don't even have it running longer than the current model whose range has also been embellished.
This is probably the shoddiest product sold by the celebrity CEO, and that’s really saying something. This product flies under the radar and hardly gets any attention, compared to the others. It’s just not as sexy or exciting. Many of these products have caught fire. For years, these fires happened to both large and small customers.
Mercedes had to pay a total civil penalty of $20M for their recall infractions last year. But, unlike the company owned by the celebrity CEO, they didn't try and charge customers for replacing the defective part. I smell a class action and a hefty fine.
I have told you for years how the celebrity CEO cut corners, which caused safety issues, and just ignored them. Remember the viral video of that celebrity actress’s car catching fire? I told you Federal agencies were going to come down on the celebrity CEO’s company. Very recently, another one just did. Manufacturing experts have been talking about a problem with the celebrity CEO’s product for years. One even wrote a book about it.
This company I have previously mentioned in this space really needed a winning quarter to get some breathing room. No one expected them to have a positive quarter but somehow they did. They had a big win and they all look like geniuses. Wait until that restatement comes along next quarter.
A corporation would have a tough time using corporate dollars to buy cocaine. A corporation, or people working in it, would have a much easier time purchasing metals that have a objective street value and trading it for coke. That would help explain why this corporation run by the celebrity CEO has a runaway copper problem. Oh, and what if the copper was then sold back to a recycling company who use one value in the books that is different than the money given to the cocaine sellers. That would be an awful lot like money laundering if something like that was going on.