We don’t know what he is looking for

This one is just weird. This over-30 film actor has plenty of notches on his belt… and a strict ritual that he follows in the bedroom. Before sex, you have to take a shower and rub a Purell-like gel over every inch of your body. Then you have to allow him to "inspect" you. This includes him conducting a full cavity search, complete with flashlight and a rubber glove. No, we don’t know what he is looking for. Recording devices? Drugs? Lost car keys?

Hope he didn’t beat her

This B+ list mostly movie actor with a very violent temper was at a party last night. When women would come up to him and talk he would give them a quick look and most of the time send them on their way with just a wave of his hand. Two women came up to talk to him and he asked them one question. "Do you want to go have sex?" They said no. A third said yes and he was out the door. Hope he didn't beat her.

She seemed satisfied with his answer

This B list mostly movie actor who is in some trouble lately was out shopping the other day when he ran into some women. He decided to hit on them and one of the three women seemed to take an interest in our actor. At one point she asked him whether he would ever hit her. He replied that he would only if she got out of line.

There is the door and she can kiss the good life goodbye

"They just don't understand their place sometimes and you have to give them a tap. Sometimes more than a tap. I try not to leave any marks but if she asks about what I did the night before or who I was with, then it can get rough. If she does not like it, she can leave. There is the door and she can kiss the good life goodbye."