Ewww! She looks like a deflated balloon!

This young reality star has had so many surgical procedures that she barely resembles what she looked like five years ago. However, that didn’t stop her from criticizing this blonde actress – who peaked in popularity in the 1990s – when they both attended a Halloween party recently!

They need to shoot some extra scenes but she had extensive work done to her face

This B list mostly movie actress has a franchise to keep her employed which is a good thing. An indie producer is ticked off at the oft troubled actress because she had extensive work done to her face which makes her look completely different than she did when she shot the movie. Apparently they need to shoot some extra scenes and lets just say there won’t be any closeups of her.

Name three actresses at Cannes who were there to make “yacht rent”

If you are a female who has passed your peak in the acting profession, there is always the world’s oldest profession to help you pay your bills. If you were at the Cannes film festival without a film to promote, and you spent all your time partying on a boat, chances are you that you were getting paid to party. They call it "yacht rent." Name three actresses at Cannes who were there to make "yacht rent." Bonus points if you can name an actor who was also there to make "yacht rent." Yes, boys do it too!

It is one of her go to bar stories

This almost has been former almost A list mostly movie actress from a franchise, who now counts her blessings when she gets a paid acting gig seems to be proud of the fact that she introduced this now deceased actor to cocaine. It is one of her go to bar stories.

Like Lindsay, our actress would steal anything not tied down

Before there was Lindsay Lohan, there was another movie actress who did many of the same things Lindsay has done. Our actress once reached A list, which is something Lindsay probably won't ever do at this point. Our actress had a very quick and bright flame and then crashed and burned because she has no real acting talent. She still enjoys A+ list name recognition, but her acting resume is probably a C+ at this point. Our actress didn't start off quite as young as Lindsay, but made a name for herself beginning in her 20's.

In honor of me getting to see Lindsay Lohan

In honor of me getting to see Lindsay Lohan screw up for hours on end while filming a television show I thought we would play the game of who has she had sex with that you don't know about. All of them are surprising. #1- Academy Award winner/multiple nominee. Married. Has been in a relationship both times he had sex with her. Once he was even married.

By noon she was hammered and was an even worse actress than normal

This former B+ list mostly movie actress who is extremely lucky to find work now but still enjoys A list name recognition wasn't able to film scenes for her new movie this week. She had a little pick me up during hair and makeup and another pick me up with some coffee to get going and another a short time later and by noon was hammered and was an even worse actress than normal so her scenes were pushed to today.