If you bug her long enough, this Housewife will finally break down and admit to hooking up several decades ago with the former A++ lister. There is no way, you will ever get her to admit she also slept with the former A++ lister of the city where she lives.
This current Housewife is pitching a book about a weekend thirty years ago where she slept with the former A++ lister.
This alliterate actress who is probably B+ list even though all of you know the name, recently hit up her child's father and got a 40% increase in child support. It is much easier to get those increases when the dad doesn't want his name going public. / This always pretending to be sober A- list singer was actually ordering drinks in public. Guess that shoots down those pregnancy rumors too. / This A+ list country singer/reality star is drinking again. His A list ex will tell you why that is the worst thing in the world. / This east coast Housewife was a drunken mess at a brunch this weekend. She is even worse than she used to be.
Two of the stars of this east coast version of the multiple city franchise won't be fired for their most recent remarks. There is no such thing as being fired for awful behavior in the show. At best, there might be a throwaway reunion question buried in part four where they can apologize. Awful behavior is encouraged and if it is too awful, it is just removed through editing.
Speaking of Housewives, this east coast one spent the summer "supervising" young women who were spotted on yachts with a bunch of rich old men. It looked like from the outside that the Housewife was "introducing" the women to the men and one wonders if she was taking a cut.
Interesting that this male former teacher to the celebrity offspring of an A++ lister quit his job and moved to be the private tutor to the offspring which puts him in daily contact with the married woman he was supposedly having an affair with for much of the past several years. / You might think otherwise, but it’s often a reality star enters a rehab during the airing of the show.
That’s Not Nice! Last season, one housewife hired a new social media person to run her accounts for her. While this social media person was new to this housewife, it was not her first time running social media for a housewife. In fact the social media person had worked for another housewife on the same franchise as her social media person. It will be easier to tell this story if I give these people fake names.
I almost named this blind, "I’m Rich, Bitch" but then you would all think I was talking about Nene who has her own issues. It is not. You know what I would do if I was about to declare bankruptcy? I’d take a long fabulous vacation. I’d take multiple fabulous vacations. I’d order the finest champagnes.
This northeast Housewife pays her boyfriend to be with her. Also, she pays extra when they have sex.
This northeast Housewife thought she had a deal to meet a guy for a weekend. She showed up at a private jet facility because he supposedly arranged one for her.
This NYC Housewife is the victim of a ponzi scheme from one of her wealthy boyfriends. Apparently she has lost most of her money.
This Housewife must need some new capital for a company because she is doing her venture capital casting couch thing again.