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September 11, 2020

4 blinds in a row

This alliterate actress who is probably B+ list even though all of you know the name, recently hit up her child's father and got a 40% increase in child support. It is much easier to get those increases when the dad doesn't want his name going public. / This always pretending to be sober A- list singer was actually ordering drinks in public. Guess that shoots down those pregnancy rumors too. / This A+ list country singer/reality star is drinking again. His A list ex will tell you why that is the worst thing in the world. / This east coast Housewife was a drunken mess at a brunch this weekend. She is even worse than she used to be.
September 18, 2019

There is no such thing as being fired for awful behavior in the show.

Two of the stars of this east coast version of the multiple city franchise won't be fired for their most recent remarks. There is no such thing as being fired for awful behavior in the show. At best, there might be a throwaway reunion question buried in part four where they can apologize. Awful behavior is encouraged and if it is too awful, it is just removed through editing.
September 7, 2019

One wonders if she was taking a cut

Speaking of Housewives, this east coast one spent the summer "supervising" young women who were spotted on yachts with a bunch of rich old men. It looked like from the outside that the Housewife was "introducing" the women to the men and one wonders if she was taking a cut.
October 3, 2018

2 blinds in a row

Interesting that this male former teacher to the celebrity offspring of an A++ lister quit his job and moved to be the private tutor to the offspring which puts him in daily contact with the married woman he was supposedly having an affair with for much of the past several years. / You might think otherwise, but it’s often a reality star enters a rehab during the airing of the show.
July 11, 2018

Social media person had worked for another housewife on the same franchise as her social media person

That’s Not Nice! Last season, one housewife hired a new social media person to run her accounts for her. While this social media person was new to this housewife, it was not her first time running social media for a housewife. In fact the social media person had worked for another housewife on the same franchise as her social media person. It will be easier to tell this story if I give these people fake names.
May 21, 2018

You know what I would do if I was about to declare bankruptcy?

I almost named this blind, "I’m Rich, Bitch" but then you would all think I was talking about Nene who has her own issues. It is not. You know what I would do if I was about to declare bankruptcy? I’d take a long fabulous vacation. I’d take multiple fabulous vacations. I’d order the finest champagnes.
August 20, 2017

This northeast Housewife pays her boyfriend to be with her.

This northeast Housewife pays her boyfriend to be with her. Also, she pays extra when they have sex.
July 6, 2017

She tried to call the guy but he had disconnected his number.

This northeast Housewife thought she had a deal to meet a guy for a weekend. She showed up at a private jet facility because he supposedly arranged one for her.
April 30, 2017

This NYC Housewife is the victim of a ponzi scheme

This NYC Housewife is the victim of a ponzi scheme from one of her wealthy boyfriends. Apparently she has lost most of her money.
September 29, 2016

This Housewife is doing her venture capital casting couch thing again

This Housewife must need some new capital for a company because she is doing her venture capital casting couch thing again.
February 17, 2014

She had her assistant remove ALL of it from her garden

Which TV Star on a VERY popular reality show that is based in NYC is so sick of the nasty weather that she had her assistant remove ALL the snow from her back yard? "She is sick of the snow and doesn’t want to look out of her windows and see it anymore. She had her assistant remove ALL of it from her garden. Telling her that she couldn’t leave until all the white-stuff was gone. At one point she demanded that her assistant use a broom and brush it off all the trees and bushes," a friend of the assistant tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB! YIKES! Get a new job, love.