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She needs professional help but her label won't let her. He is making his celebrity offspring girlfriend give lapdances to their bodyguard
She has forgiven her older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her
Apparently, the still a teenager who is a do nothing celebrity has forgiven her much much older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her. I'm also guessing she didn't tell her permanent A list dad about it.
She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.
After a summer of yachting last year, the permanent A+ list father of the yachter told her he would cut her off if she did it this year. So? She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.
He has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors
This A- list reality star/sex addict/drug addict/alcoholic is trying to close a deal so he has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors.
Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring
As much as she would like to be the next beard for this foreign born A list athlete, I think our favorite former Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring. Plus, with the Disney actress you always have to worry your entire photo history will end up on the internet.
She is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys
I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year.
She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills
This permanent A list mostly movie actor didn’t need to worry about his barely legal offspring last night. She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills from this also barely legal offspring of another permanent A lister who was out of control.
She got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy
This celebrity offspring of a barely celebrity is a model. The thing is though, she is never going to be big enough in runway, so she wants SI and Victoria’s Secret and got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy who is also a celebrity offspring.
She told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16.
While this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was on a very very very long flight to go yachting in the Middle East she told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16. That is about a year earlier than anyone had previously known.
These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke.
These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke. These two idiots are both daughters of musical icons.
The other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help
As one sister/celebrity offspring becomes clean and sober, the other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help. Not a Willis.
At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey
During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.