He refused to see her until the swelling went down

This A- list reality star made his much younger celebrity girlfriend get a breast enlargement so they would be the same size as his ex. While she was healing though, he refused to see her until the swelling went down because he didn't want those images in his head.

They are willing to be publicly humiliated with constant cheating

Both this alliterate reality star and the B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister basically have told their significant others they are willing to be publicly humiliated with constant cheating and we will stick with you. Not, private cheating, but in your face everyone in the world knows you have done it and continue to do it, but we are OK with it.

He gets so drunk he can’t get up to go the bathroom / They hired a woman who comes over once a week

This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister says her celebrity boyfriend who may now be an ex because of his obsession with young teens wets the bed at least once or twice a week because he gets so drunk he can't get up to go the bathroom. / This A+/A list mostly movie actor who has multiple franchises and is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been married for quite some time.

He has been using his connections to his ex to try to get this mid-teen female to start hanging out with him.

This A- list reality star already has the creep factor going with his current girlfriend and when they started dating. There have been others not as famous as her that were even a little younger. Now? He has been using his connections to his ex to try to get this mid-teen female to start hanging out with him. The mid-teen female is a B+ list mostly television actress on a hit almost television show.

3 blinds in a row

Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know is getting bombarded by calls from several women who say that the A+ list actor ex of the actress owes them money for sexual services and promises. / This A- list reality star is taking a 25% cut of the legit work he gets his celebrity girlfriend and 100% of the non legit work that she thinks he is not getting paid but is getting paid a ton. / At a pre Super Bowl party, this OITNB actress offered to orally service this closeted former A+ list athlete (that high on the list is because of name recognition).

Why didn’t he turn to this A list momager of momagers for help?

Sometimes "yachting" is not just a euphemism. It is literal. When this pretty close to now former A- list reality star recently had some problems coming up with cash to pay the tab for his recent excursion at sea, he had this celebrity offspring take care of that problem for him. Not with money, but he ordered her to service the owner of the boat. And the Captain. And two of the crew.