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February 18, 2020

She lived in fear of being poisoned by her now ex.

Back in the day when she could still get away with things like I am about to describe, this foreign born north of the border former A+ list singer had a separate tour bus for hair and makeup. That sounds like a lot, but maybe not too bad. She also had separate tour buses for where the hair and makeup people slept.
February 16, 2020

3 blinds in a row

The former A+ list singer who presented last night not only showed off new work to her face but also her new love for Adderall. / This A+/A list mostly movie actor is ticked off he is going through another round of dating this singer/actress because her people wanted to give it one more try. / This one named A-/B+ list actress keeps trying to make things look like dating with guys, but she would be much happier if she could reveal her girlfriend to the world.
December 29, 2018

Her husband is cheating on her.

This foreign born former A+ list singer is probably B+ list now and is only that high because of that name recognition which is to the point you only need to say her first name. Anyway, her husband is cheating on her.
April 28, 2018

Trying to appeal to a younger audience?

No one could even figure out why this foreign born former A+ list singer was at a party in the desert. She crashed it. No one was going to kick her out, but it was the most random thing ever. Apparently she wanted selfies with everyone there who is famous now. Trying to appeal to a younger audience? Trying to find a producer who will do what her ex did and let her take the credit for what he did?
August 27, 2017

This foreign born former A+ list singer is altering history again.

This foreign born former A+ list singer is altering history again. I love when singers who get songwriting credits then say what inspired the song when they know very well they just bought it from a writer and paid them enough to give up any credit or to mention to anyone they wrote it.
April 27, 2017

He convinced her she could look 20 again. All people are doing now is laughing at her.

This former A+ list north of the border singer went to the wrong plastic surgeon. He convinced her she could look 20 again. She is convinced she needs to look young to recapture her glory days. All people are doing now is laughing at her.
March 2, 2017

I’m sure all the writers that sold her the songs for it don’t really care what she says

This foreign born former long time A+ list singer keeps talking about her deeply personal new record. I’m sure all the writers that sold her the songs for it don’t really care what she says since the checks cleared but she didn’t have anything to do with it.
May 1, 2014

Ten roadies were carrying a thousand pound piece of the stage…

This married foreign born former A+ list performer (singer) who is now a B- lister who keeps promising a comeback was at a show about to rehearse and ten roadies were carrying a thousand pound piece of the stage to set it in place. Our singer was standing there and wouldn't move out of the way which caused the roadies to have to slowly shift and walk around her. She just watched them the entire time.