18 02, 2020

She lived in fear of being poisoned by her now ex.

Back in the day when she could still get away with things like I am about to describe, this foreign born north of the border former A+ list singer had a separate tour bus for hair and makeup. That sounds like a lot, but maybe not too bad. She also had separate tour buses for where the hair and makeup people slept.

16 02, 2020

3 blinds in a row

The former A+ list singer who presented last night not only showed off new work to her face but also her new love for Adderall. / This A+/A list mostly movie actor is ticked off he is going through another round of dating this singer/actress because her people wanted to give it one more try. / This one named A-/B+ list actress keeps trying to make things look like dating with guys, but she would be much happier if she could reveal her girlfriend to the world.

29 12, 2018

Her husband is cheating on her.

This foreign born former A+ list singer is probably B+ list now and is only that high because of that name recognition which is to the point you only need to say her first name. Anyway, her husband is cheating on her.

28 04, 2018

Trying to appeal to a younger audience?

No one could even figure out why this foreign born former A+ list singer was at a party in the desert. She crashed it. No one was going to kick her out, but it was the most random thing ever. Apparently she wanted selfies with everyone there who is famous now. Trying to appeal to a younger audience? Trying to find a producer who will do what her ex did and let her take the credit for what he did?

1 05, 2014

Ten roadies were carrying a thousand pound piece of the stage…

This married foreign born former A+ list performer (singer) who is now a B- lister who keeps promising a comeback was at a show about to rehearse and ten roadies were carrying a thousand pound piece of the stage to set it in place. Our singer was standing there and wouldn't move out of the way which caused the roadies to have to slowly shift and walk around her. She just watched them the entire time.