13 10, 2021

He doesn’t want an American.

Our favorite foreign born closeted A/A- list mostly television actor has been trying to find a girlfriend that can really beard well. He doesn't want an American.

16 05, 2020

Targeted online by a PR team

Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is trying to do damage control with a big appearance on a show. It still won't change how his fans hate the beard, but are targeted online by a PR team when they express the hate.

16 04, 2020

It turns out…

It turns out the the beard of our favorite closeted pay cable actor hooks up from time to time with this foreign born permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who once had a very interesting side job.

25 11, 2018

They would never hire someone who is openly gay.

This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is trying to keep himself deep deep in the closet to have a chance to be cast as the next star of this decades long movie franchise. They would never hire someone who is openly gay.

14 06, 2018

2 blinds in a row

In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child p*rn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends. / Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media.

12 04, 2018

I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.

Apparently things are not going well for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show and the woman he calls his girlfriend. She refused to be photographed with him at an Oscar party this weekend and went off on a stylist who took a picture of the two of them in the same room. I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.