Our favorite foreign born closeted A/A- list mostly television actor has been trying to find a girlfriend that can really beard well. He doesn't want an American.
Our favorite foreign born closeted A- list actor is in the news for supposedly leading on a female celebrity. I don't think she quite knew that if things progressed, all she was going to be doing was being a beard. Better she got ghosted than go through all of that.
Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is trying to do damage control with a big appearance on a show. It still won't change how his fans hate the beard, but are targeted online by a PR team when they express the hate.
Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is once again lashing out at fans for the things he has done and for the people he has hired. He should be blaming himself and apologizing to his fans.
It turns out the the beard of our favorite closeted pay cable actor hooks up from time to time with this foreign born permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who once had a very interesting side job.
I often write about this foreign born pay cable actor and the women he hires to be his girlfriends. He also doesn't do a very good job of picking them. Luckily for him, he has stumbled on a PR person who is obsessed with the actor.
The closeted foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a pay cable show who is now doing some movies, is terrible at picking beards. Producers of his new movie want our actor to be everywhere this summer promoting the movie, so his people think a new beard is a great idea.
The PR and legal team have been in overdrive as of late trying to scrub the internet of any reference to this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable television show being gay. Apparently the closeted actor with the not very good at it beard thinks he could be a movie star, so the people are getting rid of it all.
This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is trying to keep himself deep deep in the closet to have a chance to be cast as the next star of this decades long movie franchise. They would never hire someone who is openly gay.
In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child p*rn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends. / Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media.
Say it isn't so. With this closeted foreign born A list mostly television actor's ascent from hit television to big time movies, he may be getting a new beard. The most kneepadish gossip website is trying out new women that his PR team suggests to see who gets the most traction.
Apparently things are not going well for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show and the woman he calls his girlfriend. She refused to be photographed with him at an Oscar party this weekend and went off on a stylist who took a picture of the two of them in the same room. I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.