She lives to climb the thirst ladder

Our favorite pay cable star who really wants to be Bond, has picked a winner for his next "girlfriend." She is someone who is hated by legions of soccer fans because she cheated on her soccer playing boyfriend with another soccer player. She lives to climb the thirst ladder and this is about as high as she can get.

Targeted online by a PR team

Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is trying to do damage control with a big appearance on a show. It still won't change how his fans hate the beard, but are targeted online by a PR team when they express the hate.

It turns out…

It turns out the the beard of our favorite closeted pay cable actor hooks up from time to time with this foreign born permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who once had a very interesting side job.