Please disable your adblock and script blockers to view this page
November 7, 2019

It cost $12K. For one night.

This celebrity offspring/actress of permanent A listers, had one of her several Halloween costumes custom made. It cost $12K. For one night. Ridiculous.
February 21, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This B+ list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring of people much more famous, recently got butt implants. She went a little large and went from flat to huge overnight. / This former A list athlete fancies himself a drug kingpin/pimp/slumlord and is making the lives of those who live in his neighborhood awful as he tries to achieve those dreams.
February 5, 2019

She was a buzzed dirty talking machine

This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.
October 16, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This B/B- list mostly television actress who is the celebrity offspring of some permanent A listers brought her drug dealer to an event so he could find new clients. / That baby daddy identity announcement is coming really soon for the A/A- list actress/writer. / He used to only do it while out of the country. He then started doing it via DM's in social media.
September 27, 2018

He is trash towards mostly all women.

This B+ list mostly television actress who has been acting for a couple of decades is known by all of you. Yes, she is still a B+ list. She has gone lower, but never higher. Anyway, she has been mostly dating this actor/network "reality" guy all of you know. He is trash towards mostly all women.
June 24, 2018

He lets her pay all the bills.

This alliterate A- list (but really B+, but she recently bought me a drink, well not specifically me, we were all at a table and she bought the group a drink, so I gave her a little boost to A- for this one blind) mostly television actress says that her now ex who is a former network reality star wannabe actor cheated on the actress on a milestone kind of day for the actress and then completely broke it off for his new love who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister or two.
January 18, 2018

Apparently the drugs she takes and the frequent colorings to her hair are causing the issue.

This B/B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring with not much acting talent, but does have some singing talent and appears on a hit network show is losing her hair. Apparently the drugs she takes and the frequent colorings to her hair are causing the issue.
September 25, 2017

Producers are always talking about her parents and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events

This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring is only that high because she is on a regular show for the first time. She must really feel validated though when the producers are always talking about her parents and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events and red carpets whenever she can.
August 16, 2017

I don’t think any of us saw the mom and dad winning awards for their parenting

None of the C list kids in this A list family are speaking to the A list parents. ‘Too much freedom,’ says the source. ‘It’s been exercised in the worst way.’ I don’t think any of us saw the mom and dad winning awards for their parenting, but we didn’t predict that it would get this bad this fast.
July 23, 2017

She is trying to sell a reality show and is under the impression the famous relatives will be in a bunch of episodes

20 minute conversation with this C+ list dual threat actress who is in an acting family. 8 times in 20 minutes she name dropped some of her more famous relatives.
March 19, 2017

So far she has only had her shin shaved

This wannabe actress who is definitely the most well known of her siblings, all of whom are celebrity offspring of people you all know is addicted to plastic surgery.
February 5, 2017

Offspring is not showing restraint so she is starting to look unnatural.

I guess the good news for this part-time actress/singer who is a celebrity offspring of just about permanent A listers is that the extensive plastic surgery she has done the past six months is being performed by her mom’s surgeon who is amazing. The thing is, our offspring is not showing restraint so she is starting to look unnatural.