She had to pay for her own Christmas present

This east coast Housewife is trying really hard to make it seem like her awful significant other is a nice guy. Such a nice guy that she had to pay for her own Christmas present but then say he did. I bet he bought his girlfriend a present.

She is being cheated on

Speaking of reality stars from the same channel as #2, this NJ Housewife is being cheated on by her significant other and it is not Melissa, although, I mean come on. Lol.v

The replica bags are priced at $300+ not $3000+ and look perfect on camera.

Name the north east coast housewife who is trying to sell us on her ‘glam’ lifestyle by buying many of her trendy Fendi and Dior handbags from a consignment reseller who is knowingly sourcing them from a woman who bills her bags as ‘AAA, 1:1, first-quality replicas.’ The replica bags are priced at $300+ not $3000+ and look perfect on camera. A Housewife husband from the same state also buys bags from the reseller to give to his mistresses.

Not Hooked On Phonics: Everyone was very uncomfortable as said RSP could not read the assigned passage aloud.

I debated doing this blind item because it comes from a friend of a friend based on a comment someone made somewhere that someone posted on Instagram. Not generally the kind of source I post about. But, I. Believe. Every. Word.  And this should be an easy one to guess. So, as the story goes, this reality show participant (RSP going forward) decided to take a short course in how to do something he/she wanted to do. So RSP went to the training course and made a few very strange demands considering the circumstance. RSP complained about the temperature of the room, when the temperature of the room was very important to what was being taught. Despite the signage about what the topic was, RSP seem dumbfounded.

Much like what happened a decade ago.

Much like what happened a decade ago when this show/cable channel bought some pictures of an east coast Housewife naked in a st.rip club, the same thing happened this past year when pictures were offered for sale of a west coast Housewife naked in a st.rip club. If they hadn't, it might have made her character more interesting.