3 blinds in a row

It is unclear if the Housewife was also molested as a youth. / His long time intimate relationship with this current momager. / Apparently whenever he would go on tour, he would try and fly back and see her before going on to his next tour date.

Guess Who Wants To Slither Back? Hoping your new glorified waitressing job works out.

I mean. Who knew the world was such a cold, hard place where everything is not just given to people with an eighth grade education? If only she had a decent agent or entertainment lawyer or any sort of any kind of reputation. Insults and assaults are not really a hot commodity anymore. What else do you have? When all of your representation drops you after you have been fired. You really think you can come back with one of those attorneys who stands on a moving 18 wheeler to attract accident victims?

The Time Has Come: it is only a matter of time before they end up in federal prison again

Remember that couple I told you about where one of them was in jail after hiding lots of money in a bank in Ghana? Well, I’m quite sure that if you just so happened to be invited to the 6th inauguration of the Ugandan "president" you would probably go with your man. And he would probably feel like it was finally time to transfer some of his ill gotten gains into a more accessible bank account. I predict it is only a matter of time before the former reality show personality and/or her boo end up in federal prison again.

In some scenes he belittles her and in others, he calls her his queen.

Oddly, across the country on another reality show, divorce is another reality show participant’s story line. Production has been speaking to her this week as well. Her show is in the last few weeks of filming and they are asking her if she will be divorced by the reunion or not. Again. Why does production interfere so much with the marriages on these shows?

Apples and Oranges

There are all kinds of apples. But this one in this story is a green, sour apple. It’s in a bowl of fruit with a bunch of peaches and a tasty orange. The apple thinks it is the best fruit in the bowl. "There is no one like me," it thinks. The peaches are just happy being peaches. The orange just does its thing. It likes the fruit bowl just fine, but sometimes she likes to roll out of the bowl and do other things.