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December 11, 2019

You should send them a nice gift for the holidays

Several months ago you were busted with cocaine all over your shirt. I'm sure you vowed to never let it happen again, and your people said please do, because the dandruff/salt shaker stories we had to use were lame. Well, it looks like they have their work cut out for them again because you are the messiest coke user of all time and insist on wearing black shirts while doing it. You should send them a nice gift for the holidays and not do coke in public places until you get better.
June 26, 2019

When he says that the script is amazing or words to that effect, everyone knows he is lying

That very very recent Oscar winner/nominee is trying to carry water for that latest installment of a franchise he is filming. The thing is though, when he says that the script is amazing or words to that effect, everyone knows he is lying because no other person in the movie has read the script because it is still a work in progress.
March 12, 2019

He treats her like crap.

This winning actor last night told his actress girlfriend she needed to give him some time alone for pictures and to accept thanks from people and she was getting in his way. I will be glad when award season is over and this fake relationship goes by the wayside. He treats her like crap.
February 22, 2019

I hope the next gig is worth it.

This A- list mostly television actress who somehow stays that high despite being on some really forgettable shows as of late has been enlisted by a studio to help out on an Oscar campaign. She agreed and has really sold herself out by doing so. I hope the next gig is worth it.
February 19, 2019

Everyone in the cast and crew knew why the director was being fired.

This Hollywood trade magazine has always been pro disgraced director. Now, they are letting the actor from the director's most recent movie to totally change the story he has been saying for months. Just randomly now when people are voting for Oscars he is trying to be sympathetic and then even gave some crap story which is trying to make him look like a victim of the director without giving any specifics.
January 31, 2019

PDA is super rare with this dual threat

PDA is super rare with this dual threat A- list actor who is having a very good award season. What better way to distract from the lies he told yesterday and will continue to tell for the next month every time he is asked about the disgraced director.
January 30, 2019

Money talks

Kneepads did a kiss butt piece on the A- list star of this biopic and has one ready to go for the director too. Money talks and also the head of the ultimate parent organization is best friends with the protector of the director.
January 29, 2019

2 blinds in a row

Defying a publicist, a reporter asked this A list singer/A- list actress about her support of R. Kelly. The actress replied, "That is not why everyone is here tonight." / I guess this actress has been hitting the medicine cabinet of this A- list mostly movie actor who was a winner last night. She was whacked out on something and people couldn't stop talking.
January 17, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This A- list mostly movie actor who probably will make it A when his new movie opened got drunk and hit on women right in front of his wife at a party this week. / This one named singer who also loves her coke doesn't want anyone to know the new guy she is dating is that accused rapist who produces music. / This A- list dual threat actor has multiple Emmy wins/nominations and will probably get an Oscar nom this year. He is also a heroin addict.
December 25, 2018

The actress in this wants out as her real boyfriend is getting upset

A few months ago, prior to the release of this movie I told you about a fake relationship between two co-stars in this biopic. Apparently the actress in this wants out as her real boyfriend is getting upset and she even started posting photos of the two together. Our actor's people though are really pressing hard to keep the showmance going throw award season.
December 1, 2018

They all say, it is irrelevant because the director is gone.

Rules have been established for press on this upcoming biopic. Any press member asking about the fired director will have their interview terminated immediately. The lead in the movie says he will not discuss the director either. They all say, it is irrelevant because the director is gone. Umm, then why was he recently doing some editing on it.
October 2, 2018

No one is buying the girlfriend thing.

New movie, new fake relationship. That is the case for this A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who decided he is going to be a huge movie star and said buh bye to the television career. Everyone has blown smoke up his butt saying if he really wants an Oscar, he needs someone to walk the red carpet with.