Kneepads went all in on the new boyfriend story

In a classic case of they only write what a publicist tells them to write, Kneepads went all in on the new boyfriend story of this alliterate actress and totally skipped the part where he has been married for 20 years with kids and moved out to move in with the actress after hooking up with her in secret for a few weeks.

At this point, the lines are beyond blurred.

This ex-couple just can’t get along for the sake of their child. At this point, the lines are beyond blurred. It seems like one day the wife woke up and decided it was over, but no one knew why. This couple seemed so in love, despite the husband’s chronic cheating and drug use. Don’t get us wrong, the wife was on drugs too. However, once she decided to get clean, she left.

She didn’t answer the door. She was busy with company.

Oh to be a fly on the wall when this went down. This Extreme Douchelord has been actively trying to get his wife back. Publicly he seems like he is truly wanting this marriage to work and trying to convince her to come back to him. Privately on the other hand, he is partying it up Orgy-Style with his pervy and whore-bag dad. Yes. You heard that right...they have always partied together and hooked up with the same girls. First it was the son living vicariously off the dads fame and dad helping him score. Then the roles reversed and the son takes dad along to his parties and gets girls to go for the dad.

If he doesn’t get another hit soon then all he will have his reputation as a ladies man

This B+ list entertainer (singer) is quickly dropping in the list. He was A list for a very brief time. If he doesn't get another hit soon then all he will have his reputation as a ladies man. He likes people, especially one specific person to think he is being chaste and celibate but he has been seeing several different women that he rotates and he is even traveling with one of his hookups now.

The marriage is almost SEXLESS

Which singer is willing to allow other man into his marriage bed, if it will save his troubled marriage. The star has a reputation of being a ladies man with a large penis, however, in reality he is terrible in bed and always too sleepy to make love! Now, his wife has had enough and he is willing to do anything to save his marriage. "He sings about sex and is super hot, but in reality he is a terrible lover. The marriage is almost SEXLESS!"