He trusts them to keep his secret.

This former A list mostly movie actor is closeted. He has gone through a series of beards, most of whom he has known for most of his life. He trusts them to keep his secret. This weekend he was out with his closeted boyfriend who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister.

You would think he would just pay her to be his beard

The supposed girlfriend of this B list celebrity offspring/actor of someone really high up the list was yachting this weekend even though the boyfriend was in town. You would think he would just pay her to be his beard, but she says she thinks she can find a husband yachting so he comes with her on the trips to give them both cover.

Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted.

Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted. I’m not sure why unless it is because the B-/C+ list actress of the pair thinks someone might hire her for something other than non-hyperlinked Wikipedia movies and her sexual orientation would compound her bad acting. The other member of this couple is a celebrity offspring of someone with A+ list name recognition/sometime reality star.

Interesting gift

Last week, this C list celebrity offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actor was asked about the woman who was with him. He said that his dad paid for her for the week to be with the offspring. Interesting gift.