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June 14, 2019

As open as they are publicly about equality and love is love, apparently that does not apply to their own child.

This closeted celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister was spotted having a heart to heart with his long time lover. Apparently the family of the offspring want him to get married to the girlfriend he has been "dating" for quite some time. As open as they are publicly about equality and love is love, apparently that does not apply to their own child.
May 2, 2019

He trusts them to keep his secret.

This former A list mostly movie actor is closeted. He has gone through a series of beards, most of whom he has known for most of his life. He trusts them to keep his secret. This weekend he was out with his closeted boyfriend who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister.
December 6, 2018

You would think he would just pay her to be his beard

The supposed girlfriend of this B list celebrity offspring/actor of someone really high up the list was yachting this weekend even though the boyfriend was in town. You would think he would just pay her to be his beard, but she says she thinks she can find a husband yachting so he comes with her on the trips to give them both cover.
May 4, 2018

Back home he has to be always pretending to be straight.

This B+ list mostly movie actor who is the celebrity offspring of two celebrities loves being on an out of the country press tour. You have never seen a guy so happy to be with guys while back home he has to be always pretending to be straight.
March 12, 2017

She thinks it will ruin his relationship with his father so he has doubled down on the fake girlfriend.

This celebrity offspring is probably a C+ list actor. His parents are permanent A listers in their respective fields. His mother told him he shouldn’t come out of the closet, despite what she would probably tell someone not her child. She thinks it will ruin his relationship with his father so he has doubled down on the fake girlfriend.
November 9, 2016

Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted.

Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted. I’m not sure why unless it is because the B-/C+ list actress of the pair thinks someone might hire her for something other than non-hyperlinked Wikipedia movies and her sexual orientation would compound her bad acting. The other member of this couple is a celebrity offspring of someone with A+ list name recognition/sometime reality star.
November 5, 2016

He hooked up with his sometime boyfriend while his public beard stayed home.

This wannabe actor who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is closeted. He hooked up with his sometime boyfriend while his public beard stayed home.
April 4, 2014

Interesting gift

Last week, this C list celebrity offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actor was asked about the woman who was with him. He said that his dad paid for her for the week to be with the offspring. Interesting gift.