He blames the woman every single time.

Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak.

Technically, barely winter.

One friendship will never ever mend, but apparently a different one with someone of the same name just might. It could also lead to a television reunion come this winter. Technically, barely winter.

If it smells like crap, no matter who is selling it, no one will be buying it.

How come some celebrity brands of perfume succeeded beyond anyone's wildest dreams despite not being sold by a big celebrity, while others crashed and burned despite the backing of an A+ lister? Well, believe it or not, it all comes down to the formula. If it smells like crap, no matter who is selling it, no one will be buying it. The thing is though, that celebrity and his team thinks it smells just fine.

3 blinds in a row

This A+ list mostly movie actor is blaming the foreign born model/wannabe actress he calls a significant other for him not winning more big awards this past award season. He says she should have been more supportive of his massive over inflated ego. / For a healthy fee, this former back in the day A+ list reality star is acting as a matchmaker for wealthy men who would like to date D listers. / This alliterate B-/C+ list actress model who spends six figures annually on trying to be famous, paid to walk in a Paris fashion week show.

3 blinds in a row

This female former A+ list reality star who everyone still dislikes offered $10K to this foreign born female A list singer for sex. The singer turned her down. / At least she gets outside the house during the day, but there have been dead bodies that look more healthy than this A- list model/celebrity offspring of really low on the list celebrities. Don't do drugs. / There is a convicted murderer publicly hanging out with a way underage C list social media celebrity. The killer previously admitted to having sex with a 14 year old boy, in a book about 2 decades ago. Of course, it’s really rape, since 14 year olds can’t consent.

She wants her old fame back and wants to be on network television again

This former A+ list reality star who I think wants her old fame back and wants to be on network television again did her best to hook up with the significant other of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring of a former A+ lister and close enough to an offspring of this other former A+ lister who is still probably A- list after many many many decades in the business.

2 blinds in a row

This former A+ list reality star turned permanent A list celebrity strictly because of name recognition tried to hit on this foreign born A list DJ/music producer and he turned her down cold. She then said something like I am a DJ too and he just laughed and walked away. / And you thought Propecia was just for men. It turns out this A list female singer who has a newsworthy 2018 also takes it. Her hair may be permanently damaged though.