He gave $2500 to the winner out of his pocket.

In the desert last weekend, the celebrity girlfriend of this permanent A list mogul/wannabe singer was forced to watch as he judged yet another one of his favorite male strip shows that involved each of them giving him a lap dance. He then gave $2500 to the winner out of his pocket.

To get his mind right…

I hadn't heard of him going before, but it looks like this permanent A list mogul/wannabe rapper who really wants to make his own music and not have to glom onto others because they feel obligated attended that sex retreat in Arizona to "get his mind right."

I blame it on his love of booze.

People could not stop whispering and pointing at this A- list mogul/wannabe rapper who weighs almost double what he did back in the day. I blame it on his love of booze. I have the same problem. I drink and then I binge eat.

Apparently the hatchet has been buried

This former A list couple Skyped for an hour last week and made plans to hang out this week. In public. Together. There will be other people there, but apparently the hatchet has been buried. They both have moved on, but do like hanging out and also love fucking with the press.

Designer wouldn’t give the celebrity ten seats

Fashion Week: This A list celebrity/rapper bailed on a show today because the designer wouldn't give the celebrity ten seats just to himself. Or even five. Meanwhile an Oscar nominee at the same show was grateful to be given a seat in the front row and offered to sit anywhere.

Now she will probably have a hit record

It took almost a decade but this former A list singer/celebrity who is now a B- lister finally paid off her debt to this A+ list everything. I don't even want to know how much sex she had to have or the amount of money and interest she had to pay but her debt is clear and now she will probably have a hit record.

He gave him lots of kisses

This A list performer/producer/promoter was running around like crazy at a party this week in a warm weather climate. With all the glitz and glamour at the party you would think he would be in his element but he was on edge and doing shot after shot and popping pills like crazy until a guy showed up. Our performer with the unusual names grabbed the hand of the man and smiled and took him to the corner where he gave him lots of kisses. It was a head turner for everyone.

She was shocked she managed to get pregnant

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who stays B list by name only was shocked she managed to get pregnant because doctors told her after an abortion a few years ago that she wouldn't be able to have kids.