She got pregnant in rehab?

This foreign born celebrity probably peaked at B+ list. She is the offspring of a permanent A lister all of you know. She got pregnant in rehab and then had an abortion so her boyfriend wouldn't find out.

Luckily, it isn’t up to her.

This foreign born celebrity is probably B list. She is an offspring of people much higher on the list. Over the weekend at a private club, she berated the staff and told them they would be fired if it was up to her. Luckily, it isn't up to her.

She needs another trip to rehab.

Just like two weeks ago, this foreign born celebrity offspring of an A lister proved once again she needs another trip to rehab. They had to cut her off from the booze when she went out to dinner this week because it was so bad.

Her celebrity mom and dad must be so proud.

It was like old times to see this foreign born B list celebrity who peaked years ago. There she was, eating out and drinking (even though she says she is sober) and asking her friends if they had any coke. Her celebrity mom and dad must be so proud.

She told a reporter to f**k off

Which manager/reality star/host and generally vile human being told a reporter to f**k off when they asked about her sending her ailing husband on another tour (probably his last) in the condition he's in?

I can’t imagine why she is lying for him.

This wife of a very famous drug-addled rock star is telling a big old porky pie about her husband! She is saying that he has had sex with six other women since they have been married. WTF?!? It’s more like at least SIX HUNDRED!!!