He was killed by the cartel and dumped at sea.

It has always been assumed that this former significant other of a foreign born permanent A list celebrity went missing to avoid debts. Well, it turns out that is not the case. Apparently he was doing some work for a cartel and tried to embezzle from them. He was killed by the cartel and dumped at sea. Apparently one of the people that did the killing has a son. That son is the one who has dated some high profile celebrities like the former A+ list reality star that everyone likes to hate.

3 blinds in a row

It must be some kind of tradition between them, but once again, this A list mostly movie actor hooked up with his wife in a restroom during the after party of a premiere. / I'm not sure why you expected someone who is an admitted child molester to change. / This foreign born former A list mostly movie actress/singer is near death.

She wants more fame

This thirsty celebrity offspring of a foreign born former A lister has made some really bad movies. She wants more fame though and is pitching a reality show which would include the former A lister but the former A lister has no idea and would definitely say no.

She says it is an art film.

The only reason this C+ list celebrity of a foreign born permanent A list singer/actress got cast in a new movie is she was willing to have real sex and not simulated sex. Sounds like porn to me. She says it is an art film.

She better save some money for that nose job.

Yes, she has had tons of plastic surgery to make her look like a cartoon, but this celebrity offspring who somehow managed to record a dance song has everyone thrown off the track about her drug use. Even her probable permanent A list parent has given up trying to make her stop. She better save some money for that nose job.