Recently she got this New England player alone and hooked up with him

Guess this A-/B+ list dual threat actress wants to get back into the football game. Not in the way she spent the past several years though. Recently she got this New England player alone and hooked up with him which she is forcing will move out the one year wonder he was dating. Funny how the one year wonder has done the same kind of work as our actress has done in the past.

His beard wants to dump him too

For the past year, this closeted NFL player has just not been his A+ list self. Things started going downhill when his ex-boyfriend announced his engagement and now, apparently his beard wants to dump him too.

She used to be much more discreet.

This one year wonder/former beard/part-time model was cruising through multiple Emmy parties looking for a boyfriend or at least someone to pay her bills for next month. She used to be much more discreet.

Waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend

This no name girlfriend of this former A list tweener and now B list celebrity ordered some champagne via room service. The tweener looked at the bill and saw it was a $5000 bottle of champagne. He didn't say anything to the waiter but the waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend when the door closed that he wasn't made of money.

Tweener needs to get out of this quickly

Well, it has been two months and this former A list tweener has yet to kiss his B-/C+ list celebrity "girlfriend." She signed on when there was going to be a lot of publicity about something. Now there is nothing but he keeps convincing her to hang around and she has nothing to do, so has agreed. She is sharing everything with friends now though and our former tweener needs to get out of this quickly.