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October 26, 2019

3 blinds in a row

Is it a rite of passage that if you are a female celebrity/actress who wants a same se-x fling while in Paris that you hook up with this singer? The list is a really long one and the three named actress hooked up with her this weekend. / This streaming service gave very specific instructions to make sure its shows were listed in a recent survey of most watched. The actual numbers were reversed but that would probably spook investors. / She is thinking about it, but nothing is set in stone for this former A- list tweener turned A- list adult singer/really bad actress and the singer who wants her to beard for him for just a bit.
March 8, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This A/A- list rapper/DJ shoved a woman the other night because she took his vial of coke and dumped it into a pile of snow. The rapper looked like an idiot trying to snort it up while it was on the snow and everyone laughed. He got up and shoved the woman who did it. / The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge. / This closeted foreign born A+/A list singer finally got to be free and at peace at a gay bar. To put him at ease was this foreign born closeted former boy bander from a former A+ list boy band who showed him how to pick and choose his companion for the night.
November 13, 2017

High as a kite. He was almost flying around.

Quite the opposite of down, this foreign born former A lister who is making it on his own now was high as a kite. He was almost flying around. His issue was the number of women who thought he was acting inappropriately. You don't want to take a picture with this guy when he was in the condition he was last night.
September 12, 2017

He celebrated his success by taking a cruise with his boyfriend and some other guys

This closeted foreign born former boy bander had some success this year. He celebrated by taking a cruise with his boyfriend and some other guys he has also hooked up with but his boyfriend has no idea.
March 23, 2017

He says he hooked up with some of Swift’s famous friends.

"In Orlando, there were, like, 200 people in the front row to see Ed," says McDaid, Snow Patrol’s guitarist. "By the middle of the tour, there were about 2,000. You could see it happening in front of you." His next tour was considerably bigger: a 66-date run opening for Taylor Swift. "I heard his song ‘Lego House’ in Australia when I was on the Speak Now tour," says Swift.
November 21, 2016

When they came out of the club, the boyfriend was relegated to his usual role of five steps behind.

That foreign born former boy bander who is closeted was making out with his boyfriend inside a club. When they came out of the club, the boyfriend was relegated to his usual role of five steps behind. It was not like the former boy bander was hiding it inside the club, but apparently he thinks outside the club is too much for his fans.
May 7, 2014

This boy bander is actually quite lame in the bedroom

We know that you dream about what it would be like to spend the night with your favorite foreign-born boy bander! But in case that never happens, we’re going to you exactly what you missed! Not much. Because despite his reputation of having been with lots of women (some famous), this boy bander is actually quite lame in the bedroom. You meet him at a club. Out of all the girls in the room, he chooses you. You go back to his hotel suite with him. He wants to watch you undress… but he doesn’t want you to see him naked.
March 2, 2014

He said she is shallow and he wanted no part of her

This boozing former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer thought it would be love and unicorns when she hooked up with this A list band member last week. She flew halfway around the world and after spending a few hours with him he wanted no part of her. He said she is shallow and wanted to go out so they could be seen together and started making plans for the next few months together. It was too much for him.
November 30, 2013

Being a celebrity seemed to be the only criteria

This band was one of those that performed at the American Music Awards last night. With so much attention on them, you’d think that all of them would be on their absolute best behavior, right? Not exactly. Big stars like Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake use events like the AMAs to mingle with big shots in the music industry. However, this one particular fair-haired band member seemed to be on a relentless quest for only one thing: to hook up! If you are a pretty, female celebrity, chances are he tried to talk you into hooking up with him last night! He didn’t seem to have any sort of type, either.