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October 19, 2020

Apples and Oranges

There are all kinds of apples. But this one in this story is a green, sour apple. It’s in a bowl of fruit with a bunch of peaches and a tasty orange. The apple thinks it is the best fruit in the bowl. "There is no one like me," it thinks. The peaches are just happy being peaches. The orange just does its thing. It likes the fruit bowl just fine, but sometimes she likes to roll out of the bowl and do other things.
October 17, 2020

It might have been the first time it was said aloud

Just another confirmation from someone super close to the late night talk show host that he is a racist. It might have been the first time it was said aloud in public on social media.
October 15, 2020

She is going to find herself out of work on television forever.

This now former Housewife/former actress is letting her coke habit get the best of her and is going to find herself out of work on television forever.
July 31, 2020

Rehab

The Southeast Housewife needs rehab, not another season of the show.
May 20, 2020

She just wants a raise.

The southern Housewife keeps talking and talking, but she will be back. She has nowhere else she can go to make the kind of money she does. She just wants a raise.
April 15, 2020

Housewife is back on drugs

That popular southern Housewife is back on drugs and it is really making things even more difficult than they already were.
April 12, 2020

Look for the two ladies to take a “pause” in their friendship in the weeks ahead.

What FaceTime spat between the alliterate talk show host and her pal the southern Housewife was, surprise surprise, planned by the two of them as part of the latter’s storyline for next season of the reality warhorse? They will both deny it of course. Look for the two ladies to take a "pause" in their friendship in the weeks ahead.
February 25, 2020

The manager snatched the phone and threw it against the wall breaking it.

There was a fight behind the scenes of this panel talk show not named The View the other day when this big mouthed Housewife filled in as guest host. It started after one of the panelists, the manager/reality star/host/vile human being, said some not too nice things off air in a long rant about the Housewife’s friend the alliterate talk show host. After she said those remarks, the Housewife called the alliterate talk show host and put her on speakerphone so she could hear the ranting and raving.
February 22, 2020

My guess is she won’t even get a raise and she will say yes to coming back.

This Housewife is repeating the same pattern she has done for a decade or longer. Pretend she is undecided or really go negative about her current role. The thing is, unlike in past years, there are no acting jobs waiting for her. That showrunner gave up on her long ago. My guess is she won't even get a raise and she will stay yes to coming back.
January 5, 2020

Finally being called out for his racism

The late night talk show host is finally being called out for his racism by reality stars he always pretended to befriend.
September 3, 2019

t’s not about the money. She’s thirsty. Sofa King Thirsty.

Look At ME! Sometimes being paid the most is just not good enough for a reality star. Sometimes it is all about the attention. One would think this "fashionista for five minutes" would have dressed for the cameras. Even if it was just a cellphone.
July 22, 2019

She wants a raise that doubles the next closest Housewife

This Southeast Housewife wants a raise that doubles the next closest Housewife in any of the franchises.
June 3, 2019

Looks like filming will not start until June.

This show still hasn’t started filming despite the new schedule. The suits, the really stupid suits want more "natural footage," Really? Like the popup shop? Please how far is production willing to go for this talentless bitch? Whose vagina is she licking? The network is in a frenzy. They want something about the end of a tour. They want more about things that people are actually doing. Babies for example.
April 20, 2019

She is praying they don’t renew it.

Apparently there is a clause in the contract of this wanting to depart southeast Housewife that allows her to go to any other network if her contract is not renewed. She is praying they don't renew it.
January 21, 2019

The thing is, a move now will make her look like a horrible person.

This married southeast Housewife has been seeing a much older man who she really would like to be with permanently and is afraid he will dump her if she does not make a move now. The thing is, a move now will make her look like a horrible person.