A decade from now, there probably won’t be anything real left in or on her.

By my count, this A- list model who really only got to be a model because she is a celebrity offspring of some barely there celebrities is still fairly young. Unlike a sibling, this family member has embraced multiple surgeries and procedures and doesn't seem to want to stop. A decade from now, there probably won't be anything real left in or on her.

He is cheating on his long time girlfriend

Why yes, it is weird that this very very rich some time reality star with celebrity offspring is cheating on his long time girlfriend with a frequent yachter/very good friend/model of his offspring who supposedly has a significant other.

He knows she won’t leave.

This very rich part-time reality star who has been on many different shows is treating his significant other so poorly now that he is bringing women he is cheating on her with to the home they share whether the significant other is there or not. He knows she won't leave.

Should be packing her bags

This very very rich sometime reality star with barely there celebrity offspring expects a certain service when he pays the agreed to fee even if you decide against it. This recent episode also shows his significant other, who he met under the same exact circumstances really should be packing her bags like I said the other week.

Reality show star has been seeing someone else very quietly

I don't know if this foreign born model former yachter who met her foreign born super rich betrothed as a customer will ever get married to him. The super rich former multiple reality show star has been seeing someone else very quietly the past six months and might be looking to make a change.

Put this one in the creepy dad file.

Put this one in the creepy dad file. This celebrity dad has been pimping out his model daughter to his married friends. He says it is because he wants his daughter to find a loving relationship. Uh huh.

Speaking of yachting, that was quite the collection gathered together recently on a yacht just off the coast of the US.

Speaking of yachting, that was quite the collection gathered together recently on a yacht just off the coast of the US. The people who own the yacht are not allowed inside the territorial waters of the US. They are allowed however, to pay about $250K per night for the group of models/celebrities which was all arranged by a close family member of one of the celebrities. He has several friends who are not allowed in the country.

Apparently she was using a very very very high priced residence as her location.

There could likely be some blow back because of a recent arrest. A woman was busted for being an escort. Apparently she was using a very very very high priced residence as her location. It is owned by this D list celebrity/reality star who has multiple celebrity offspring who are more famous. Apparently she was supposed to be exclusive with him, but wasn’t.

They’ll be back to the D-list goat rodeo within the year

This B-list reality star (meaning in the genre of reality they're B-list) recently got an A-list PR team, agent and gig, because they were slated by their network to be the next crossover star. Lots of projects are lined up, but because they're such a loose cannon, a lot of them are in jeopardy now. They have made a couple A-list enemies as of late, and it's caused their team to freak out and try to do as much damage control as possible.