She couldn’t find the room

This B list mostly movie actress who everyone knows from a huge long long running franchise and a hit television show was running down the hallways of a hotel this week screaming and pounding on doors because she couldn't remember which room her new girlfriend was in. The two had a fight and the actress stormed out of the hotel. Came in and couldn't find the room. She went down to the lobby and started screaming there too. The drinking is bad now.

“Back the fuck off!”; “No you step off bitch!”

There is a really interesting sapphic brawl going on right now among several female celebrities! You might hear that there are four women involved, but there are actually only three, and we’re going to give you the scoop on all the drama behind the scenes! The pretty woman in the middle of the fight is a foreign-born female model. The two who are bickering privately over who has more of a "claim" over her are an over-30 actress and a under-30 female singer. The actress is lesbian, and the singer is bisexual. The model and the singer have been lovers for at approximately two months now, and the actress is a bit newer on the scene.

Cheatee going out of her way to create a love triangle

This B list mostly movie actress is back on the booze and cheating on her long time amazing girlfriend while the girlfriend is out of the country in Asia for a month. Lets not forget the cheatee who seems to be going out of her way to create a love triangle between two women while trying to stay in the closet. It's getting really tough to do and all those fans who want her together with a certain celebrity and didn't know she was gay are in for a shocker.

Nothing can derail this movie

Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.

Businessman who uses her and others to make his Hollywood dreams come true

This former A list mostly movie actor who has dropped to B+ because his franchise is gone has been spending time with his personal hooker again. She is the former B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who gave it all up to travel around the world with the middle eastern businessman who uses her and others to make his Hollywood dreams come true. The businessman must have a new movie he wants the actor for. I wonder if he will bring out the drugs too or if the woman will be enough.

She reached into her bag and pulled out …

This actress is B list. She was on a hit television show and got fired. She now makes her living appearing in a franchise and not much else. She also has a bit of a temper and a bit of a drinking problem. So, when a guy hit on her the other night she reached into her bag and pulled out what could best be described as something about a foot long that people use to pleasure themselves. She told the guy if he was bigger than what she was holding she would go out with him otherwise he should just walk away. He walked away.

Security escorted the girlfriend out

This B+ list mostly movie actress who shot to fame on a great network television show and a franchise she still plods through was at a club this past week. She and her girlfriend got into a fight. So, our actress starts hitting on other women and the next thing you know she and the other woman are in a bathroom in the VIP section of the club and the girlfriend of our actress is screaming, trying to get in.

Knocked her girlfriend down a huge flight of stairs

This 75% out of the closet B list celebrity/mostly movie actress got into a huge fight with her girlfriend last week. They were fighting because our actress/celebrity was cheating and got caught. Our actress/celebrity knocked her girlfriend down a huge flight of stairs and the girlfriend lost a tooth and suffered a concussion as a result. That might also explain the $50K watch our actress/celebrity said was for a gift two days after. To who though?