Mr. Evil knew everything that was happening.

There is a story going around that this follically-challenged male host of a newsy show feels completely blindsided by some personnel changes on his show. Maybe not. He isn’t blindsided at all! He’s not just a host. He’s the evil architect. The producers don’t add or subtract anyone from the show without his say so.

TV Guy was a threat that he wanted eliminated, one way or another

While some of this TV Guy’s colleagues are voicing their sadness about his being forced out of his job, this one is definitely happy about him leaving! You might think that it must be a woman who didn’t like TV Guy’s misogynistic remarks. No. It is actually a man who was convinced that TV Guy was watching him, waiting in the wings, ready to take his on-air job. TV Guy was a threat that he wanted eliminated, one way or another.

He made his wife stay back home

This married A list talk show host was at the White House Correspondent's Dinner last night but he spent the entire day in a hotel room with his mistress. He made his wife stay back home.

She vowed she would stop cheating on her husband but

This married celebrity chef who has been in this space before for her frequent affairs vowed she would stop cheating on her husband but over the past few weeks has grown increasingly bold with this A list talk show host who is also married but has never let a vow stand in his way either.