She is never shy about who she is drinking with

The permanent B list mostly movie actress who often occupies this spot because of her drinking is never shy about who she is drinking with and never drinks alone so you can be sure that she was quick to point out to anyone who would listen that the other night she had drinks with this former B list mostly movie actress who is enjoying a one season run on a show that thankfully for everyone involves no acting.

It was painful to sit across from her

This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was doing press for her latest project and reporters kept offering her gum because she reeked of booze. It was painful to sit across from her.

When she is that far gone it is one big mess

This former A+ list mostly movie actress hid from the cameras the other night but couldn't hide from other diners who saw the permanent A list name recognition actress spend the meal time in a non-stop round trip route to the bathroom and then back to her table. She made a big deal of laying off the booze but was out of her mind wasted by the end of the night. When she is that far gone it is one big mess.

Our actress is fond of carrying a flask

This actress has been in this spot before, many times before, but it is time to unveil her on January 1 and have her stop clogging up the blinds with her presence. What you see below is not anything I have written about her previously but is all brand new and when she is revealed she will be the namesake of a prize I intend to bestow on all female drunk celebrities. I think we can agree that Kiefer Sutherland wins the prize for ultimate male drunk celebrity. Our actress is an Academy Award winner.