This foreign born closeted A list athlete everyone knows made a pilgrimage to Barney’s to visit a woman who works there. I have written about her before. She makes the changing room experience of closeted female shoppers a very special experience. You do have to spend a certain amount of money and also give her a very generous tip.

Halloween. The time of year when closeted female A list athletes can bring their long time girlfriend to a party as long as the girlfriend is wearing a mask.

No makeup, hair pulled into a ponytail and she was wearing a baseball cap but that was definitely this A list entertainer (athlete)/celebrity who had an Asian woman from the same career field sitting on her lap and making out with her. Maybe she has finally decided to be honest with herself after a failed string of celebrity boyfriends. I'm not sure that the people at home will forgive her though.

This foreign born B list athlete/celebrity/model and frequent dumpee of other celebrities was getting paid a lot of money to meet people the other day. Our celebrity was getting paid almost $50K for an hour of meet and greet but refused to take photos with fans and after the first ten fans came by refused to even pose for any more photos by herself. She said she didn't feel comfortable and would need to be paid more. She was the biggest pain in the world.