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August 7, 2020

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list athlete/part-time model is being followed by paps after being ignored for years. They are trying to catch her with a married executive. / This A list singer and his A list celebrity significant other complained at a restaurant they didn't want to sit outside because then regular people would be able to see them. / This foreign born A+ list group ("Oasis") that no longer exists because family members can't get along, didn't like an opening act they had one night. So, they destroyed all the instruments between sound check and the show and the group couldn't play.
March 19, 2020

Now that she has quit…

Now that she has quit, this foreign born former A+/A list athlete is hoping she can live her life and not be forced to be the play toy of oligarchs.
March 16, 2019

She has to follow strict protocols to make her foreign sponsors happy

This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted, and is very sensitive to anything that might be an outing. She has to follow strict protocols to make her foreign sponsors happy and her financial backers, both of whom are men and force her to have sex with them.
November 4, 2018

The vice grip that the mafia from her country has on this athlete

Showing once again the vice grip that the mafia from her country has on this foreign born permanent A list athlete, they are using her company as a way to not only ship drugs between countries but also launder a lot of money. I feel for her until I remember she used those same people to help make her way up to the top with some money given to the right people.
August 6, 2018

So, once again, the closeted athlete will force her way through several months of a heterosexual relationship

In order to stop having s*x with people who have controlled her life for over a decade, this foreign born former A+ list athlete needs to have a boyfriend. So, once again, the closeted athlete will force her way through several months of a heterosexual relationship while keeping her long time girlfriend pushed to the side.
June 28, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted. She is also forced to have sex with men sent to her by an oligarch or he will tell her secret to the world. / She says she was sexually assaulted this past week by the owner of a Formula One team. / Apparently that relationship the widow has going on with another man for the past few months has taken a turn for the serious.
August 31, 2017

No one likes her and there is a rumor that she threw some perceived competition under the bus

It gets super quiet in the locker room when this foreign born A list tennis player enters. No one likes her and there is a rumor that she threw some perceived competition under the bus which is not allowing the competitor to play in a tournament.
July 23, 2017

She has been hooking up with this pro tennis player

This very tall alliterate closeted A- list model has been hooking up with this injured female pro tennis player.
May 4, 2017

She was not well liked before this all happened

If this foreign born former A list athlete was expecting a welcome back love fest from her fellow competitors she was mistaken. To a person they feel she got special treatment and she was not well liked before this all happened.
March 12, 2017

She is engaged to her girlfriend but no one will ever hear about it.

This foreign born closeted A- list tennis player who all of you know is engaged to her girlfriend but no one will ever hear about it.
January 24, 2017

She makes the changing room experience of closeted female shoppers a very special experience.

This foreign born closeted A list athlete everyone knows made a pilgrimage to Barney’s to visit a woman who works there. I have written about her before. She makes the changing room experience of closeted female shoppers a very special experience. You do have to spend a certain amount of money and also give her a very generous tip.
November 4, 2016

As long as the girlfriend is wearing a mask

Halloween. The time of year when closeted female A list athletes can bring their long time girlfriend to a party as long as the girlfriend is wearing a mask.