She really can’t even travel the distance

This permanent A+ list singer/actress/celebrity offspring was scheduled to be honored with a very big award, but her health is to the point where she really can't even travel the distance it would take to be so honored. Meanwhile, one of the honorees basically bought his way in by trading some parts in future projects to the decision makers and their respective partners/significant others.

She bought up her mother’s FBI files

Which EGOT winner bought up her legendary mother's FBI files so they wouldn't be leaked to the press? They allegedly contain info about the mother's ties to far-left political groups with links to the Communist Party.

The policeman made her put shoe to vial and then told her to get on her way

This living legend and permanent A list actress/singer got out of a nasty coke possession arrest when the officer let her destroy the vial with the coke. Our actress has been causing a little scene while drunk and the policeman asked her if she had been taking any drugs and our legend pulled out the vial. The policeman made her put shoe to vial and then told her to get on her way.

They let the teen and the mom off with a warning

Which former A-list Oscar winning actress and singer was arrested when she was a teen for forging a prescription for her actress mother? She told the pharmacist that she was buying the pills for herself and her name was on the prescription, but in fact they were prescribed for her mother. The police took the teen to her mom's house and confiscated the prescription pad. They then let the teen and the mom off with a warning.