Lily Collins – Foxella

January 14, 2020

Not just the other woman. One of the other women.

It figures that this A-/B+ list actress offspring of a permanent A lister would stick up for her trashy boyfriend who is an offspring of a pair of A-/B+ listers. I mean the actress was the other woman when he was dating the foreign born A- list actress who was on that pay cable show that recently ended. Not just the other woman. One of the other women. She just thought she was THE other woman.

November 9, 2019

Everyone else might be buying the timeline…

Everyone else might be buying the timeline with the A-/B+ list actress who is an offspring of someone higher on the list and her boyfriend. The one person not buying it is this foreign born former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct pay cable show who says she was cheated on.

July 22, 2017

She is spinning a yarn about how she is seeing a group of people to get herself healthy

The team of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring is spinning a yarn about how she is seeing a group of people to get herself healthy. She really isn’t and really likes the way she looks.

July 3, 2017

Offspring is undergoing outpatient rehab for an eating disorder but

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring is undergoing outpatient rehab for an eating disorder but really needs inpatient.

April 3, 2017

She is slowly killing herself.

Another offspring, this time a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is working out 4-5 hours a day. She already weighs less than 100 pounds and barely eats. She is slowly killing herself.

March 4, 2017

Just incredibly nice and friendly to everyone. Genuinely humble and you could tell she was just happy to be there.

You want to know who the nicest actress was last night at an after party? It was someone who has taken a lot of grief from me the past six-nine months. A celebrity offspring. A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. Foreign born. Just incredibly nice and friendly to everyone. Genuinely humble and you could tell she was just happy to be there.

January 11, 2017

Just an awful entitled human being.

Our first winner tonight for rudest person goes to this foreign born B+ list actress who was a nominee last night. Her driver said she let out a series of F bombs and used another F word to describe him when he let himself get cut off to avoid an accident while trying to pull into the unloading area.

January 10, 2017

Everyone knows the rumors about how she got the nomination.

This foreign born celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is an actress. A decent actress. Not good enough to be a nominated actress which is why other nominees at a party last night were snickering behind her back. Everyone knows the rumors about how she got the nomination. No, it was not sleeping with the voters.

December 16, 2016

Short and sweet, but super juicy.

Short and sweet, but super juicy. This foreign born permanent A lister spread a ton of cash around and bought a family member a pretty big nomination. I say a ton of cash, but I guess in the scheme of things and what the nomination could mean, it might not seem like it. There were ten stacks of $50K given to ten people who then passed around enough to get the votes and kept the rest for themselves.

December 4, 2016

Her famous parent with the famous last name will help out with that

I may be a bit premature on this, but that mouse studio has found the front runner to play the lead role in the next live action remake of one of their animated classics.

November 22, 2016

She lives on cigarettes and water

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. Our actress fainted from not eating for a week at a recent event. She lives on cigarettes and water which is usually enough to get her through the day but she is promoting a new movie.

November 8, 2013

If she does it she will do it for the fame and not the money

This C+ list mostly movie actress with slightly better name recognition has been offered $100K to be the "girlfriend" of this B- list mostly movie actor while he does press for the next installment of a huge franchise. She would be mentioned as his girlfriend and would get to walk the red carpets solo and with the actor in New York, LA, London and Paris. If she does it she will do it for the fame and not the money. She has a ton of money.