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July 11, 2019

He was throwing all that out the window as he hit on one of the male models

This foreign born closeted A+ list athlete in his corner of the sports world is usually more discreet about his love of men. At a Fashion Week event in Paris though, he was throwing all that out the window as he hit on one of the male models.
January 11, 2019

You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard?

You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard? When no one on earth really even knows you are bearding for the foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in his own corner of the sports world no one watches much over here. No, not soccer.
December 23, 2018

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born permanent A list athlete in his corner of the sports world is still closeted and is not dating that foreign born celebrity all of you know.
June 10, 2018

His last long time beard recently has been telling people she was beaten multiple times by him.

This foreign born A+ list athlete in his corner of the athletic world spent the past few nights trying to find a beard. He has been unable to find anyone in several years. Apparently word spreads quickly about how poorly he will treat you. His last long time beard recently has been telling people she was beaten multiple times by him.
May 9, 2018

This gig is going to get him in some serious trouble.

This foreign born A+ list athlete in his corner of the athletic world has already been hitting on male models and telling them about his new fashion gig. This gig is going to get him in some serious trouble.
January 14, 2018

He trash talked a relative for their sexuality choices

I think it was pretty interesting that this foreign born closeted A+ list athlete in his corner of the sporting world trash talked a relative for their sexuality choices when our athlete goes from beard to beard.
September 16, 2017

She was spotted canoodling with a guy last week other than her now gone boyfriend

I guess 15th time is the charm for this foreign born permanent A list model/host to leave her boyfriend after catching him cheating. At least we know how many times it takes and also why she was spotted canoodling with a guy last week other than her now gone boyfriend.
July 13, 2017

It has been a couple of years at this point and no one seems to care.

For the second time I can remember, this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has reached out to this closeted A list reality star with a side gig about being his new beard.
June 5, 2017

Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring

As much as she would like to be the next beard for this foreign born A list athlete, I think our favorite former Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring. Plus, with the Disney actress you always have to worry your entire photo history will end up on the internet.
May 18, 2017

She is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys

I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year.
March 26, 2017

She has agreed to be the beard for this foreign born A list athlete

This A- list model is tired of guys going out with her for one night photo ops and has agreed to be the beard for this foreign born A list athlete who has been looking for a long time since he pushed away that singer turned judge.
February 14, 2017

At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey

During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.