The family vacation will go on as planned, but…

This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition just won't give it a rest. They will save face at all costs, even if the rest of the world knows what a lout their spouse is. There could be hard, photographic evidence of this person cheating, and our celebrity would be staging their signature 'happy family' photo ops in the next breath. They should cut them loose, but they never will. Well, the holidays were a terse time in that 'happy' household. Their spouse spent most of their time with their kids from another relationship and their friends, and barely paid attention to the celebrity trying desperately to have just one last holiday together.

The scramble is on

This often struggling celebrity has the great fortune of several new opportunities waiting for them in the new year. If they could keep it together, and just let the team brought in to rehab their image work, they would be set for years to come. The celebrity will cooperate for a little while to get some jobs booked, but once the drugs and booze starts flowing, they're back to their old antics. The recent split from their spouse is what is causing the biggest tailspin. They are absolutely obsessed with what the spouse is doing, who they are with, and cannot cope at all if those questions aren't answered.

She’s in full on stalker mode with demon dialing, frantic texting, drive-bys

This C-list celebrity couple with A-list name recognition are living separately, and have been for the past month. They've worked out the terms of their settlement, and will announce their split in the next year. They will continue to keep up appearances to give a joint project they're working on a chance for success, but it's pretty much a done deal that their relationship is over, and he's not going back. They used to get papped a few times a week, and now there's hardly anything as they start to quietly distance themselves from each other. Well, he is anyway. She's in full on stalker mode with demon dialing, frantic texting, drive-bys, and begging him for another chance.

He believes to this day it was his baby

This once B-list entertainer who flirted with the A-list a little bit, but always had the A-list name recognition, had a torrid affair with this C-list mostly television actor that made all the headlines way back when. They were both married to non famous people at the time of their affair. The entertainer was running around a lot on her husband during this time period and discovered she was pregnant. She was happy because she thought it would be a great way to snag the actor and make him leave his wife and kids. A little love child to make things right, and have him on the hook for 18 years.

No, she’s not really pregnant

This girl has been a celebrity for a long time, but she is getting increasingly desperate for attention. Her marriage has fallen apart and she is drinking too much to cope with the stress. However, she wants her fans to think that her marriage and her career and everything is just fine. So she’s taken on a new publicity stunt: She wants you to think that she is pregnant! No, she’s not really pregnant. She just wants you to think that she might be. In fact, she and her husband haven’t been intimate in a while (probably because he’s been too busy sleeping around with someone else).

She put her reconstructed nose in jeopardy

This married former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B lister but always an A lister in her mind had been sober for the past nine months. It didn't seem like it because she still brings her own brand of crazy but this past weekend she put her reconstructed nose in jeopardy with the amount of coke she did and begged her husband to have sex with her in front of a group of four or five of their friends.

The wife snuggled in bed with furry lil’ pups

This actor is out. He's been gone for two days. As soon as the plane landed, he got into a cab and went to his parent's house. His entertainer wife went home. Sure there's a lot of keeping up appearances going on while the wife's team gets things together. But the actor is not there. The wife's new team gave him a 'position' with a hefty paycheck and thought this would smooth things over until the New Year. But the actor is not there. The wife hung the stockings by the fire with care... But the actor is not there. The wife snuggled in bed with furry lil' pups... (and posted an old picture to perpetuate the charade) But the actor is not there. It was a pasta dinner and bottle (or two) of wine for one.

Main goal is to get the celeb as far away from the spouse as possible

This once A-list celebrity lost their mind a while back and as a result, fired their A+ publicity team, thinking they knew better than they did how to run their career. Obviously, it was a terrible move because this celebrity has been nothing but a PR nightmare of epic proportions ever since. One of the issues besides a horrible substance abuse problem, is a toxic relationship. Their spouse is probably the worst person ever, that enjoys mind fucking the celebrity on a daily basis, and spending all of their money. Recently, they decided to see how far they could push the celebrity over the edge by telling them they wanted out of the relationship.

It’s almost romantic and cute when you think about it

These two, one a television star, and one a once television star and now tabloid darling, were together for years, had a bad breakup, and went their separate ways. He's now married to a celebrity with A-list name recognition, and she has a non famous boyfriend. Well, in the past when the exes have been on the outs, they would run into each other everywhere, and it would always end with a heated exchange between them, or between the new wife. They would run into one another at restaurants around town at least three or four times a week. In the last few months, the couple has been talking, and there is definitely a spark there still. It's probably why when things got bad in the past, they would vehemently hate each other. But they have both seemed to grow up a bit over the years, and can't deny that they miss each other. No plans to reunite. That probably won't happen. But what is happening are some clandestine hookups when they all run into each other around town.

They see this truce as only furthering her self destruction

No matter what you 'see' this celebrity couple is on the outs. It's over. He's already talking to divorce lawyers and has let his agent know that they can reassure prospective employers that he will not be a part of any tabloid circus in the new year. The wife isn't ready to let him go, of course. She's put out a full court press of pap attention, because she knows he won't try to tarnish his image rehab by being mean to her on camera.

The identity of the mistress would probably surprise you

This award-winning performer’s husband has been cheating on her since the beginning of their marriage. In fact, he is cheating on her right now with another female celebrity. The identity of the mistress would probably surprise you. Wife knows all about the affair, but is reluctant to file for divorce. That’s because this marriage keeps her in the spotlight…

He was actually shocked he woke up in his own bed the next morning

This mostly television actor was recently sharing a story with his bros about the last time he and his celebrity wife were intimate...completely ok with the horrified people all around him staring... They haven't been intimate in weeks, and before then, the only way they would be intimate was after a night of drinking and Molly. He's told people it's the ONLY way he can...uh...perform. **shudders** Well, the last time they were **pukes** intimate, was after she lavished him with some big purchases after a big fight, and they were on the make-up cycle of their relationship.