Laura Dern – Foxella

November 28, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This A list dual threat actress from an acting family has always been the cheated upon. Now, she is doing the cheating with someone. / The stories aren't adding up for a recent burglary reported by a foreign born singer. Two different people and two completely different stories that took days to put together and still aren't the same.

October 20, 2019

She came as close as anyone to outing this A+ list actor

This A- list actress who is the offspring of people similarly placed on the list is mostly television now and seemingly does a lot for this pay cable channel. Anyway, she came as close as anyone to outing this A+ list actor.

October 6, 2019

She came as close as anyone to outing this A+ list actor.

This A- list actress who is the offspring of people similarly placed on the list is mostly television now and seemingly does a lot for this pay cable channel. Anyway, she came as close as anyone to outing this A+ list actor.

October 5, 2019

The look on his face was priceless.

Apparently this A- list dual threat actress who is a celebrity offspring of multiple celebrities didn't know that this A list mostly movie actor had never publicly shared the story that the actress and actor hooked up while filming the first installment of a monster franchise back in the day. So, when our actress shared it while the actor was in the room, the look on his face was priceless.

May 5, 2018

All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids.

Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly.

January 20, 2018

He says that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he feels comfortable hitting on at parties.

This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who still has fame from that brief comic run was at an after party last night. He says that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he feels comfortable hitting on at parties. He told a Golden Globe winner from last night that he now focuses entirely on strippers, hookers and groupies for sex. The actress winner from last night just raised her eyebrows and took a sip of her champagne before looking for a way out.

February 22, 2017

They’re planning to start a production company that promotes females of all ages, ethnicity and sizes

I love what I was just told. These A list actresses have decided that instead of complaining about sexism in Hollywood in interviews and tweets that they're going to band together and proactively work on making a difference.

January 12, 2017

She was ticked off at how close he was seated to her

This B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring and has been acting forever went on a 10 minute tirade in the bathroom about her A- list actor ex who still gets her more angry than any other person ever. She was ticked off at how close he was seated to her and just got more angry throughout the night.

November 9, 2013

She found out he got a woman pregnant

This Academy Award nominee/winner B- list actress with the strange romance life and a recent television failure says that she was fine with her husband being with other women and she expected it of men in Hollywood. What she expected him to do though was protect himself which he didn't do and caused her to contract an STD. He swore it wouldn't happen again and that he would protect himself. Then she found out he got a woman pregnant. Bye bye husband.

October 1, 2013

Amazing actress. Terrible taste in guys.

This actress has had some of the worst luck when it comes to guys. She has been with some very big names but they all walk all over her and she doesn't do anything about it. Our actress used to be almost A list. She has been right there a few times but is probably going to be a B forever. Great name recognition. Amazing actress. Terrible taste in guys. One A list actor cheated on her so many times that she wasn't even sure they were actually dating any longer. He said they were but he cheated on her almost every day. The worst was her husband though. This guy was a piece of work.