Dear Momager

No matter what you do, don't use very very specific phrasing, because people tend to remember it.

3 blinds in a row

The A list everything in her mind celebrity tried singing live this past week without background vocals built in. / The momager thinks she is being helpful with the career of the soon to be ex late night actor. / This former A+ list singer/piano player was not offered $9M for 9 minutes of work, and would never have turned it down if she was.