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September 6, 2019

Look for this network to bring back the food show if this latest morning experiment doesn’t work.

Look for this network to bring back the food show if this latest morning experiment doesn't work. Of course if that happens, one of the hosts time on the casting couch will have been for naught.
April 25, 2018

She is willing to hook up with him and live with him if he can help get her singing career headed in the right direction.

Apparently this actress/singer missed being in this space the past few months because she is in it now for the second time in a week. The actress, who was most recently seen in one of the few bombs of the A+ list show runner who dominates a certain family of networks has made it clear to this underage sex having/STD giving former A list singer that she is willing to hook up with him and live with him if he can help get her singing career headed in the right direction.
March 21, 2018

She is not rich but is writing child support checks for a guy she just met.

This B+ list mostly television actress last seen in a show that was a big miss by this A+ list producer is now making smallish movies. She is not rich but is writing child support checks for a guy she just met. If he has his way, he will get our actress pregnant so she can be writing him checks for the next 18 years.
February 25, 2018

Apparently four other women have told almost the exact same story of how they were assaulted too.

After initially being dismissed, the story of this B+ list mostly television actress most recently seen in a defunct middling television show and living with a guy she just met, of how she was sexually assaulted by this A list singer is now being investigated. Apparently four other women have told almost the exact same story of how they were assaulted too.
February 23, 2017

It turns out there is a widespread belief she lied about something very serious

Radio station hoists are banding together to keep our favorite B+ list mostly television actress from that middling show off their airwaves. It turns out there is a widespread belief she lied about something very serious in order to promote something and now, she is getting banned.
February 4, 2017

She needs help

Why yes, this B+ list mostly television actress from a middling network show owned by the guy who owns multiple shows in the same family of networks was wasted out of her mind during a recent talk show appearance. She needs help.
January 30, 2017

She is spiraling out of control

MediaTakeOut.com just got some SHOCKING and EXPLOSIVE tea – a very popular actress/singer has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia. We spoke with a former friend of the beauty who told us, "[NAME REDACTED] has been suffering from mental illness for some time. Everyone knew, but now that she’s getting older it’s getting worse.
January 4, 2017

The drug use has spiraled out of control and her new companion is not going to turn that around.

Our favorite former Disney actress got told off by her closest family member for the latest stunt by our actress. The drug use has spiraled out of control and her new companion is not going to turn that around. Things will just get worse.
December 19, 2016

Before the holidays.

After her crazy behind the scenes behavior at a recent award show, this B+ list mostly television actress on a FOX show who used to be in a hit show on one of the kid networks needs rehab. Now. Before the holidays.
November 27, 2016

According to her driver, she kept her head bent down most of the drive to the show

This B+ list mostly television actress who is on a network show that was destined to be a hit, but has really turned into a middling keep it on the air as a favor to the showrunner who makes the network so much money kind of show. Anyway, according to her driver, she kept her head bent down most of the drive to the show just doing one line after the other.