The B list and fading fast actress with A list name recognition is continuing the massive PR buys to stay relevant. A whole lot of favors and money to get on the cover of an English version of the one named fashion magazine.
The A-/B+ list actor who shares a name with lots of other actors who look the same and is a top contender to be the baby daddy of one of the great celebrity mysteries of all time, seems to have forgotten a very important fact.
Editors of tabloids and online gossip sites that Kneepad were all sent an email this week giving them talking points on the new relationship of this B list actress with A list name recognition. This is why no tabloids have uttered the truth that the actress was a huge part in breaking up a relationship of two people living together.
Apparently this actress all of you know overheard (because her husband never put anything in writing) her husband discussing the removal of the couple's child while the actress would be out of town shooting on a job that had been arranged by the husband.
This B list actress with A list name recognition because of who she used to be married to is on a dating app just to find friends because she only has one or two actual friends who want to hang out with her.
This B/B- list actress all of you know with A+ list name recognition because of she married, is spending five figures over the next two months on PR to land an acting gig or host. I see infomercials in her future.
This B+ list actress with A list name recognition every single one of you knows has nothing booked for the rest of the year. It wasn't like the past year had anything all that awe inspiring. Her fame is such though that you think she is this huge movie star. The only money she earns is through promotional photos or showing up at an event. She had to pay a magazine to give her a spread in a recent issue.
All of his credit and debit cards were declined while trying to purchase some clothes. Apparently, the former A- list teen singer maxed out everything scoring drugs. / Don't believe the hype. This A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee and just as good at stand up comedy as acting isn't cheating on the B list actress ALL of you know, because the actress and actor are no longer together. / The alliterate A- list reality star was speaking out about being cheated on, but chose to not talk about how she has been on the other side of that too. Must have slipped her mind.
This B list actress with A+ list name recognition all of you know had some work recently done to her breasts. She got a lift and went slightly bigger. Before and after the surgery she was expecting someone to show up and be there for her, but he was a no show.
Apparently back in the day, this permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know made his actress wife all of you know have her tubes tied so she could never have any other children. It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.
The B list actress who really doesn't work but that every single one of you know because of that ill fated marriage was wine buzzed over the weekend which, as I have said before is the best time you can ever run into her. She lets go of that wall she has to always have up and is the best. The happiest drinker you will meet.
This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner at least had the good sense to lead the bottle waitress out of the crowded VIP area and to the less crowded VIP bathroom before having s*x with her. If he is going out with the actress all of you know, I don't think she would be too happy.
This B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know who really is only that high because of some past life choices all of you know rather than any particular acting talent was going to be stuck in business class on an international flight because no free upgrades were available. Enter that married businessman she has seen for years and she used his credit card number to pay for a first class upgrade.