Drunken escapade

The new found narrative for this reality star who used to do more coke than almost anyone still alive is that she is a sweet mom and not a drunken mess like her reality star sister, so silence about her most recent drunken escapade at a restaurant.

Every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

Because of the success of this horrible mom at rehabilitating her image on a reality show, and the way it was done with the help of her much more famous daughter, the publicist for this disgraced alliterate actress is using the barely there celebrity offspring of the actress to rehabilitate the actress. Every story you see in the upcoming weeks will not focus on the offspring, although, it should be for now. Instead, every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

The abuse at her hands was horrific.

This cable channel is about to have a huge issue on its hands. The channel is spending big bucks on PR and promotional gimmicks to make this Housewife seem loveable. The former reality star is having none of it and is set to release audio and video and personal stories which will show the Housewife for who she really is. It won't be pretty. The abuse at her hands was horrific.

The former A+ lister is not having it.

This back in the day A+ list reality star/s.e.x tape star is in a war with her mom because the mom is now on television trying to make it seem as if she is motherly and kind. The former A+ lister is not having it.

Who wants another sister?

In an attempt to keep the drama high for next season, look for this former friend turned west coast Housewife who got fired from the show to make a comeback. Will she set a new record for wine drinking? Who wants another sister?