"I swear to God, she borrows her mother’s clothes just to f**k with us. Why the f**k does she always want to look like she is in her 70’s? I can’t f**king stand her."

Apparently with the impending arrival of a family member, this former dual threat A lister turned new show every season actress is being nice on set. I know. She still has a temper, but overall, people are not disliking the experience as much as they did a couple of months ago or hating it like everyone she worked with on her last show.

This married former A list movie actress used to also be A list in television. Now she isn't A list in anything except some charity work. She is also not going to be married because her husband left her for another woman that he calls normal. He doesn't care what our actress says about the marriage because he just wanted out. Our actress will try and make it so she looks like a victim so that people might start liking her. Not going to happen.

This former A list mostly movie/television actress is being cheated on by her husband. The husband says he has never been treated better than he is being treated by his girlfriend. I'm not sure why this couple even sticks together because of all the issues they have had in the past two years. 90% of the time they hate each other and then 10% of the time it is love and mushy.

This B list mostly movie actress who should be closer to a B- based on her current box office success used to be an A list mostly movie actress. Her manager is so scared of being fired by the never really nice actress that the manager didn't even visit their daughter who was in the hospital having emergency surgery because the manager was afraid to be out of sight of the actress for longer than a few minutes.

This former A list mostly television actress turned B- list mostly movie actress turned back to television because no one likes anything she does, knows her latest movie project is a loser so pleaded poverty to the indie producers when they asked her to pony up some money to finish it.

This former A list television and movie actress who no one seems to like any longer, was doing a round of press interviews for her new movie and more than one reporter is convinced the water bottle she sipped from constantly was actually vodka. The smell and the slurring were the tip offs.

"That's all we have to pay them? I love owning a company. No wonder they all have to work two jobs." B list mostly movie actress who refuses to make a movie for less than $10M talking about the employees of her company.

This former almost A list television actress from an old school very hit show who is now a B- list mostly movie actress is married, but has not acted like it in the past year. She has at least kept her indiscretions quiet, but this past weekend wasn't hiding anything as she and a guy were in a full on makeout session after getting tipsy at dinner. Guess the kid(s) was/were at home with dad.

This A list mostly movie actress who got her fame from television and movies has got so busy and so distant from her husband that the actress makes him call her assistant to schedule times to speak. She says she is really too busy to answer her own phone, even for her husband.