7 02, 2021

This means her latest project no matter how poorly it does, will receive an accolade

Even though her latest project sucks just as bad as the last dozen or so, this former A+ list actress who everyone hates, got the "Most" deal. That means her latest project no matter how poorly it does, will receive an accolade from the streaming service. This will be some type of most ever watched, or most ever watched comedy, or some other accolade that has no basis in reality.

31 07, 2019

The producers of her last movie want nothing to do with her either.

This entitled A- list dual threat actress is already telling producers of her network television show that she won't be showing up for any table reads this season and if they have a problem with it to fire her. She does know of course that no one is going to want to hire her if she keeps this up. The producers of her last movie want nothing to do with her either.

1 04, 2019

If she didn’t have an ego bigger than California

Somehow the actress who makes shows get murdered in the ratings because no one likes her landed another show. The actress, who could be making $1M an episode by this point if she didn't have an ego bigger than California, will get this show canceled after a couple episodes and everyone in the cast and crew will be grateful to not have to see her every day.

30 06, 2018

Dare I say reformed bitch?

She had one of the worst reputations in Hollywood because of her bad attitude and her lack of professionalism. Not anymore. Our A list actress is quickly becoming a beloved figure in the industry once again because of her good behaviour on the set of her new show. ‘Dare I say reformed bitch?’ a source says. ‘Seems like she got knocked around the head and turned into a different person.’

11 11, 2016

When chocolates and flowers aren’t enough, you only have words…

When chocolates and flowers aren't enough, you only have words... Our former A-list television star tried to return to the A-list television show they were once on by speaking with the showrunner and attempting to iron our the issues between them, but the stubborn showrunner adamantly refused. 'It was a polite declination,' says my source, 'but it was an adamant no. It was a shame. It would've been nice for [name omitted] to return.'

25 10, 2016

She still has a temper, but…

Apparently with the impending arrival of a family member, this former dual threat A lister turned new show every season actress is being nice on set. I know. She still has a temper, but overall, people are not disliking the experience as much as they did a couple of months ago or hating it like everyone she worked with on her last show.

30 03, 2014

He doesn’t care what our actress says about the marriage because he just wanted out

This married former A list movie actress used to also be A list in television. Now she isn't A list in anything except some charity work. She is also not going to be married because her husband left her for another woman that he calls normal. He doesn't care what our actress says about the marriage because he just wanted out. Our actress will try and make it so she looks like a victim so that people might start liking her. Not going to happen.