She wants to go bigger

When asked why she doesn’t work more, this famous actress will say that she is concentrating on her family. Privately, however, she is pissed that she isn’t a major star! Her parents are both in the business. She used those connections to book her first few jobs, then booked movie roles like crazy for a while. However, her career has slowed down. She has only done one or two films a year in the past few years. None have been big hits. She was complaining to a friend the other day about why she wasn’t a bigger star. Her theory? "I’m convinced it’s my boobs," she said. She wasn’t laughing, either

She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around

This former A+ list mostly movie actress somehow convinced her celebrity/singer significant other to cough up the money to pay for a full-time bodyguard for the actress despite her B- list status and her reluctance to go outside more than once or twice a day for a total of an hour. She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around.

She is aggressive.

This former A list mostly movie actress who I feel has been in this space frequently as of late was at an event this week and ran into a very good looking guy. The actress, who if you believe her, still has a significant other told the guy that she was having trouble with a strap on her dress and proceeded to drop the strap and expose her breast while adjusting the strap and when she saw the guy staring at her told him to feel free to touch all he wanted. She is aggressive.

It is full on pressure and at first a guy thinks it is flattering.

This actress used to be an A list mostly movie actress. She was even approaching A+ at one point before she kept making bomb after bomb. Now a B lister with a diva attitude she has trouble finding work. She has no trouble finding men in her life but they soon run away. She is right up there with the most clingy people in the world and does everything she can to suffocate her partner. Her most recent partner also had the misfortune of making our actress pregnant which gave her an excuse to bug him even more. The pair were in a relationship and he got a second cell phone not so he could cheat but so he didn't have to see her calls and texts constantly filling his screen.

She is almost done with having children. Almost.

This pretty actress already has a couple of children by a couple of different celebrities. She is almost done with having children. Almost. She has now decided that she wants to have a third child… but not with Daddy 1 or Daddy 2! That’s right. She has already set her sights on Daddy 3! He is also famous. No big surprise there. They have been quietly seeing each other for a few months now. Daddy 2 (with whom she is in a committed relationship) has no idea.

He’s back on the drugs

This former A list singer/celebrity started doing heroin and coke again in the past few weeks after his former ex, and current B list actress called him out of the blue. She said she wanted to get back together. He almost killed himself last time, so him agreeing to go to dinner was not the best idea, especially after she has blown him off since. That's why he's back on the drugs.

He is a real joy

This A list celebrity/athlete who is going through a lot right now and is quite the ladies man used to date an A list mostly movie actress. No, not that one. Before her. Yeah, now you have it. Anyway, the pair broke up because she had a miscarriage and he blamed her for it. Not a very sensitive thing to say and he had accused her also of getting pregnant to grab onto his money. He is a real joy.