4 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A list tweener singer who is A-/B+ list now as an adult is going to keep dropping if he doesn't lay off the meth. I'm shocked at how many times this foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actress lets her foreign born A- list mostly television actor boyfriend who is one of many to play an iconic role, humiliate her. Apparently the women they arranged to have sex with the oft cheating, oft troubled, child molesting former reality star were not enough. I'm shocked the police weren't called.

He calls it a threesome but she is forced to watch him

This unnaturally thin B list mostly movie actress got beat by her husband several weeks ago when she didn’t bring home a model from a fashion show for a threesome. Well, actually he calls it a threesome but she is forced to watch him have sex with her and she doesn’t interact with either of them.

Every day on this earth must be bad for her

This recently married B list mostly movie actress who really should be a C lister with her talent gets by on name recognition. While in an airport lounge yesterday she tossed a drink on the floor and as the lounge employee was picking up the mess said, "Next time you will remember no ice." If you think this was just her having a bad day, then every day on this earth must be bad for her.

Its going to leave a mark

This B- list mostly movie actress who is rated that high only because of some name recognition, is married. Apparently her husband waited until after their recent marriage to explain his kink to her. Now they take turns with the ball gag and the whips. She has really pale skin so you know its going to leave a mark.

Her wedding day recently was not a happy day

It’s supposed to be a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk shit about you, right? She was raging all day. She was pissy about the flowers, she was pissy about the photos.